"Quack Attack" MIGHTY DUCKS GANGSTA RAP by Lil Deuce Deuce

Available on iTunes: http://bit.ly/hNqGUu
Amazon.com: http://amzn.to/hETcUq
Click to tweet this video: http://bit.ly/eeg6n0

LEAVE A COMMENT: What failed/unpopular video game characters would you like to see in the next video?

A gangsta rap about Charlie Sheen, The Mighty Ducks, Dawson's Creek, and a bunch of other random crap.

Add Lil Deuce Deuce on facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/LilDeuceDeuce
Add Lil Deuce Deuce on twitter:
http://twitter.com/#!/LilDeuceDeuce
Subscribe to my channel and you'll find out about the next Lil Deuce Deuce video coming soon.

Lyrics:

Better step back, I'm the king of the ring
Because I fuck more hos than Charlie Sheen
And I snort more blow than Charlie Sheen
Till my nose all bloody like Charlie Sheen
My real name's Carlos Estevez
And my brother is Emilio Estevez
He played the coach of the Mighty Ducks
He was a hard ass lawyer, didn't give a fuck
But the five-O caught him driving drunk
And made him coach a team who really stunk
It was a part of his community service
But all this hockey shit made him nervous
Coach Bombay played as a kid
But he missed the shot and lost the championship
Now years later, he's the coach of the Ducks
And he's got a bunch of kids who fuckin' suck
Except for Charlie Conway, he was pretty deece
He grew up to play Pacey on that show Dawson's Creek
I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over
I want to know right now, what will it be
I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over
Will it be yes or it will be sorry?
Pacey helped Coach defeat the demons
They won the game, they couldn't believe it
Muthafuckin ducks in a flying V
Celebrating flawless victory
You know the Ducks always got my back
So you better watch out for the quack attack
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!

Everyday people say to Emilio
What's up Coach, what's the dealio?
The real deal is don't fuck with da Creek
Cuz Pacey fuck you up wit a triple deke
Everyday people say to Emilio
What's up Coach, what's the dealio?
The real deal is don't fuck with da Ducks
Cuz we will fuck you up wit da knuckle puck

Fuck this shit, it's time to move on
To the Glorious Gloria Estefan
Reppin Charlie S. so loud and proud
Cuz she puts Mo Sheen in the Miami Sound Machine
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
Come on , shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can't control yourself any longer
She married a man named Emilio
True story, you can Wikipedia it bro
She married Emilio Estefan
Kinda sounds like Emilio Estevez
D2, we're back again
With a little bit of help from a few of my friends
Russ Tyler's got a shot that's fucked
A little trick shot called the knuckle puck
You might see Russ and say what the hell?
Is that the token black guy from SNL?
Garret Morris? No!
Finesse Mitchell? Who da fuck?
Chris Rock? You must jokin
Dude was funny, he was hardly token
Kenan Thompson, that's the guy
Now raise your hands to the sky and sing

Everyday people say to Emilio
Now put your hands down and shut the fuck up!
What's up coach what's the dealio?
I said shut the fuck up!

D3: I gotta admit
I don't think I bothered to watch that shit
All the kids looked old as fuck
Like they shouldn't give a shit about the Mighty Ducks
I think I sold rocks to Joshua Jackson
So if you saw D3 you should ask for your money back, son
If you wanna stay mighty then you got to go back
To the first two movies for the quack attack
Quack, quack, quack, quack quaaack!

That's how we do!
Where my Katie Holmies at motherfucker?

Everyday people say to Emilio
What's up Coach, what's the dealio?
The real deal is don't fuck with da Creek
Cuz Pacey fuck you up wit a triple deke
Everyday people say to Emilio
What's up Coach, what's the dealio?
The real deal is don't fuck with da Ducks
Cuz we will fuck you up wit da knuckle puck

Mighty Ducks, motherfucker!

• Category

  Comedy

[Travis Corston]

wow no offense but your fat back then!

[LilDeuceDeuce]

That's not actually a picture of me, it's something I stole off of Google Image Search.

[abcsinspace]

I remember when this video had like 4k views and was your only vid... congrats on the fame man. :D

[LilDeuceDeuce]

Haha! Ya... I sure have sold out in the past year haven't I? Thanks for remembering me and checking back!

[OrusDesigns]

Can we use this awesome song in our videos? (without advertising)

[MaIaKTV]

Hey,LilDeuce? .. I like trains!!

[MCG PCB]

Shut the fuck up lol

[thooomyoness]

I love this song.

[giantree579]

I luv the ducks

[dailysolve]

I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Logan Malotte]

Quack attack is useful I told a guy that and he was a weird guy so

[635574]

I wouldn't say it if it wasn't so obvious: YOU SMOKIN QUACK!?