TLC "No Scrubs" Parody "No Subs"

Lyrics:

A sub is a food that satisfies
And is also one of my favorites
Always top it with what I want
Then it sits in my stomach
So (go)

Got to get in my car (go)
Cause it's almost dinner time and (go)
If you get in my way, you'll pay (go)
That sub's gonna be mine and (go)

Chorus:
I just want my sub
A sub is the kinda sandwich that's just for me
Havin' me a Jimmy John's fix
Or a Subway six
Inches? I mean feet!
(x2)

There's a special sub for me
And it's really such a treat
And I know it will never get me beat
But it's one big mass and it's goin' to my ass
It might even give me gas
So? (Go)

Got to get in my car (go)
Cause it's almost dinner time and (go)
If you get in my way, you'll pay (go)
That sub's gonna be mine and (go)

Chorus

If you don't have beef, I'll have turkey
Oh yes sir, this order's for me
If you wouldn't mind, put the ham on too
Oh yes sir, this order's for me
If you could, please, just melt the cheese
Oh yes sir, this order's for me
Wouldn't you agree, they're so yummy
Oh no, I forgot my money (no)

No subs noo
No subs (for me)
No subs (no no no
No subs (no
No

Chorus

See, if you have layers of meats and cheeses tippin' the scales
Then that leaves you in a class with subs
Never fails
It's so appetizing if you pile on the cheese
To please me and knock me off my feet with bended knees
So, come and take my order don't make me shout
This'll be like no order you've taken, without a doubt
Can't forget the turkey, ham, salami, and pepperoni
Throw on some tomatoes, cucumbers, olives (black and green)
Gotta have the onions, carrots, pickles, and green peppers
And the banana peppers
And jalapeno peppers
Don't question my decision
Insatiable is what I envision
Oh, I gotta have spinach
And some bacon and lettuce
Mr. big Spender, can you make 'em both to go?
I found my money, twenty dollars? I don't think so
Not really, because it's buy one get one
Because, I got this coupon
Because I'm such a cheap ass ho

Chorus

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[diablo70988]

kinda gay

[MrToobarker]

worst spoof ever not a fan

[R3DST4R1]

this was fucking sick!! lol man this deserves more views and should be the theme to subway

[Simone678able]

Great

[StormRaven332]

Lol, epic dude.