Chinese Combo No. 5

Mambo No. 5 spoof

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2nd Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/ChromeNoize
SounCloud: http://soundcloud.com/chrome-noize

Lyrics;
Hello, Welcome to Wong Way Kitchen. I take your order please? I highly recommend the Combo #5! (Ooh nice) Yeah! Combo 1,2, .. 3,4,5. Everybody loves Chinese steamed or fried, from the Chinese restaurant around the corner, so you say you want some won-ton soup, I'll bring your order. Roast duck is a special all-dish week, we fry it deep, be-cause our duck is cheap! You like Egg-Fu-Yon, diced chicken, chow wong and subgum. We are serving dim sum, all of it yum-yum.
So, what can I getcha, a really big order pork, we got the chopsticks, but please use a fork. Everything is fried, it's so good, like our dumplings. So, just give us a ring. A little beef and broccoli you got to try; A little mixed vegetables and white rice; A little sweet and sour is all you need; A little bit of salt - no MSG; A little bit of General Tso's chicken; A little bit of lo mein I can send; A little bit of Szechuan or Hunan; A little bit of moo goo gai pan !!!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• mambo
• no.
• spoof
• chinese
• combo
• song

[OneSilhoutte]

So, what can I getcha, a really big order pork, we got the chopsticks, but please use a fork. Everything is fried, it's so good, like our dumplings. So, just give us a ring. A little beef and broccoli you got to try; A little mixed vegetables and white rice; A little sweet and sour is all you need; A little bit of salt - no MSG; A little bit of General Tso's chicken; A little bit of lo mein I can send; A little bit of Szechuan or Hunan; A little bit of moo goo gai pan !!!

[zedurham]

@OneSilhoutte Thanks for that

[zedurham]

@mrzack888 Dude, there is no hate in this video at all, its purely entertainment so relax

[a007master]

one day i went into a chinease resturant and made a joke about this song and the manager of the resturant asked me if i wanted to work there.no joke completely serius.

[nickpop447]

hha this is so awesome. never noticed it was kinda racist when i was a little kid.....

[JonGee420]

@mrzack888 If you want to find me I live at 42 Big Wok Way.

[nichyp0]

Haha, I remember watching this about four and a half years ago when I was seven or eight. I have been looking for this video for so long since I couldn`t remember the name of it and the fact that it isn`t that popular anymore. It took four years for me to find this video.

[bamkablam]

This was the first flash video I ever saw. It's still fantastic!

[zarniwoop42]

What R U caine? Blue ppl?

[caine198831]

fucking yellow people

[mrzack888]

@madisonelectronic u r a racist cuntservative.

[madisonelectronic]

@mrzack888 Here we have an example of a professional liberal, perpetually outraged over nothing.

[TheInuyanma]

I wish there actually was an restaurant called Chinese Combo #5. I'd eat there every day!