My Mom's on Facebook

A hair metal anthem for anyone whose mom is ruining Facebook! Music and lyrics by Blood of TigerCat. Visit http://backoftheclass.net for more.

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LYRICS:

You used to be a special place
for all my college friends.
A sanctuary in cyberspace,
but every love story ends.
(Facebooooook.....)
Why'd you have to go and lose
your exclusivity?
Now all my nightmares have come true...
my mom just friended me!

Since she joined she spends all her time
checking my news feed.
My interests are no longer
bubble butts and sticky weed.
She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars
and Flixtered "You've Got Mail."
She washed the colors with the whites
and posted "laundry fail" ('cause now)...

CHORUS
My mom's on Facebook.
She found a new way to nag me.
My mom's on Facebook.
Comments whenever friends tag me.
My mom's on Facebook.
She only got it to stalk me.
My mom's on Facebook.
My childhood photos cock-block me.

My wall is not for e-mail, mom,
you'll never get it right.
And gifting me some sexy lips
don't mean a kiss goodnight.
She keeps on adding all my friends,
they just think she's a joke...
except for Steve who says that she's
a mom he'd like to poke. (She's a M.I.L.P.!)

Mama read my 25 Things
and each and every note.
Now she knows I lost a bet
and had to wax my scrote.
Suggests new pages every day
from "hugs" to "Will and Grace."
It's getting to the point I'll have to
switch back to MySpace. (But not really!)

Wrote in my status,
"boss is keeping me at work."
Mom responded, "now I see
why you told me he's a jerk."
My boss saw it and fired me
and mom's the reason why.
Now I'm starving and I'm lonely
and I'm probably gonna die... (because)

CHORUS
My mom's on Facebook.
Now I've gotta watch every word.
My mom's on Facebook.
Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg.
My mom's on Facebook.
Posted a public reminder...
My mom's on Facebook.
...that I came out her vagina!

My mom's on Facebook.
Invited me to my cousin's communion.
My mom's on Facebook.
It's like a family reunion.
My mom's on Facebook.
I'm trying not to be bitter...
My mom's on Facebook.
...but she just found me on Twitter!

My mom, your mom, his mom, Steve's mom... all moms!
They're all on Facebook.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Mom's on Facebook
• facebook
• poke
• chat
• status
• live feed
• top friends
• friending
• 80's
• hair metal
• rock
• roll
• backoftheclass
• back
• class
• bloodoftigercat
• blood
• tiger
• cat
• email
• inbox
• 25 things
• lamebook
• fail
• failbooking
• failbook

[bamazudi]

Quick, everyone, abandon facebook and seek refuge in google+. Its the only safe place from our mothers...for now....

[PsychopaticLexxi]

I cant stop laughting :D

but music is great !!!! :)

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Nananana ....My mom's on Facebook.

Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg! :DDDD

[stormy32316]

story of my liffffffffffe

[ena11cro]

265 people don't have mom on facebook

[hyperbmie]

wakakakakka damn awesome lyrics

[jeddahhifi]

Awesome

[psyco8319]

simple solution

BLOCK HER

thats what i did to all my family

or make a fake profile

duh

[dzikputih]

WTF mom..!!



[azjp9305]

Lol the queen referance

[CurtisAlfeld]

What's better: shredding or wailing? The answer is clearly wailing. Shredding is way too overused.

[ValieIsABoy]

Oh, those who think their mom won't ever be on facebook because they don't know how to turn on a computer... One year ago my mom wasn't good with a computer and my dad neither. Now they both have facebook. FML.

[CurtisAlfeld]

I was hoping this would be a serious Hair Metal band, but I enjoyed it all the same.