Bragging to a Homeless Woman

The story of that one time (of many) when I didn't think before I spoke - and why you should always think before you speak.

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[greyk2]

You always look full in your videos.

[tyleroakley]

@greyk2 RUDE.

[supalah19]

my ex girlfriend got knocked up 3 months after we broke up, (side note: she was my willing beard to throw my parents off the gay trail), my parents asked me half jokingly if it was my kid, to which i responded: "If i ever knock up somebody, call CNN cause most men can't get pregnant no matter how hard i try." coincidentally, also my coming out story, completely on fucking accident... just a horribly miss timed blurt...

[similispastor]

Moron I don't like anyway: I value being good-looking over being smart.

Me: Too bad you're neither.

Moron: *doesn't hear me*

Me: thank you jesus

[lefthandedlove]

Oh god. SF and Berkeley homeless are pretty aggressive...I've been called a bitch and quite a few other names for simply not carrying change/cash on hand. No harm no foul however.

[socialservices811]

oh sweet jesus...though yes, you will be going to hell for that, I hate to admit I may be there with you as I too have made such word vomit before. it happens. especially in awkward settings. as much as we strive to make the awkward less so, we inevitably progress & produce further social ostracism. hang in their my unintentional offender...your bigotry-level degradation can find solace in the arms of a supportive network of fellow word vomitters.

[VintageAviators]

That's okay, she probably just wanted drugs.

:)

[sadisticdinner]

I made a joke about eating grandmothers, in order to cheer my friend up.

Why was she upset?

Her grandmother had just died.

._________.;

[45Girl56]

My mom, grandma and i were playing pool. i said to my grandma,"you'd have to be epileptic to miss this shot." the lady next to us was epileptic and boy did she let me know it.

[MsStandardAngel]

@greyk2 NO-ONE LIKE THIS. IT HAS 69 LIKES. xD

[Fluteplayinghuru285]

One time at Walmart my mom had me bag our items. I guess my bagging wasnt good enough because my mom teased me saying that I would never get a job here. Without thinking I laugh and say I would never work at Walmart so dont worry. The horror on the poor Walmart worker broke my heart and I wanted to shoot myself in the foot after that.

[phurjuzt]

mine is similar to yours. after about two hungry hours in the holocaust museum (the one in melbourne, not dc, cos im australian) where i wasnt allowed to eat, we finally left. only a few steps out of the museum, i pulled out a sandwich that i had taken and said way too loudly "uh! i am starving!!" im pretty sure the guys from the museum all heard me (from memory, two of them were holocaust survivors). it was soooooo bad