The Bartender Hates You 3

Done that with a juice gun before! Man this brings back memories.

He's my idol!
The amount of times i've served drunken idiots at night, and you just want to slap them is unbelievable!

he's my idol

so brilliant

Real life experience, I laughed so hard I forgot what I was gonna buy:
- "Excuse me, how much does it cost?"
- 250
- "But it says 12.99 on the label, here"
- SO WHY DO YOU FUCKING ASK!!?!?

I laughed my ass off for half a minute after reading this... Gotta remember that one.

I serve at a bar and someone asked me if we had mixed drinks, and I quoted this video perfectly, my coworkers and I couldnt stop laughing when i told them

First off, what's a 'normal classical bar'? Secondly, why would I read wiki about bartending when I've been doing it for 6 years? And lastly, why all the fucking smiley faces?

I've been in many EU countries... there are lot of bars with "heave doors" [you must understand this] , bartender knows coctails and drinks history... they chatting to their clients all the time.. and everywhere I was , was pretty much the same.. ofcourse this kind of bartenders is unique.. most of bar knows not more then 30-50 coctails.. nobody could offer to me a "black velvet" for example.. "bloody cezar" or at least fcking "Cinderella" (to my girlfriend..)