Doug Stanhope - Freedom (For the July 4th Holiday)

Doug Stanhope - Freedom

In Honor of the 4th of July
http://www.dougstanhope.com/

http://www.lp.org/

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• doug
• stanhope
• standup
• comedy
• lenny
• bruce
• stand-up

[TuckmanJiggityJones]

"How does their suck make my suck not suck?"

People, I don't think any of us fully appreciate what a voice this man is. If you found this guy yourself, introduce your friends to him. Take your half-retarded family to one of his shows. Buy his CDs and DVDs and play them OFTEN. Expose as many people as possible to the sense he's trying to talk into them.

[publicdrunkeness]

i have always HATED motherfuckers who say life is great because in africa or whatever they just saw on fucking tv last week life is horrible so i should be thankful. why should dying starving aids infected malaria babies make me fucking happy?FUCK YOU! my life still sucks, and YOU are a GIANT part of my problem! you want me to get out? YOU GET OUT FUCK FACE!!!

[sheepblitzer]

our great land of freedom, america, is also part responsible for the aforementioned "suck" in Uzbekistan and other countries. we support dictators, burden the people with debt, and extract their resources. Doug could have taken this much further.

[mylifeispointless]

@BrokenMaddie

Well that's simply not true. When I was in the 10th grade I made the decision to be home schooled. Not all parents restrict their kids of all freedoms. Luckily enough my parents were supportive of my decision. I finished high school faster and I still socialized and had a girl friend and continue to do so. Home schooled kids ending up "socially retarded" is a generalization. Any intelligent person should know that.

[BrokenMaddie]

@mylifeispointless

Generally, it is the parents decision, not the kids, on which school they go to. The kids choice is removed, and they wont have the opportunity to make another choice until 12 years later, after being forced into a uniform and indoctrinated.

And secondly, all schools in the UK have uniforms, private or public, so the illusion of choice doesnt even exist. and this is the same in a lot of countries.

Thirdly, home-schooled kids end up socially retarded.

[mylifeispointless]

@BrokenMaddie

Yeah sure, but if you don't want to be part of it then don't go to school. Public schools, and home schooled kids don't have to wear uniforms. Uniforms are just part of going to a private school.

[BrokenMaddie]

@mylifeispointless

actually, the uniform is designed to break down individuality, to make "one form", hence, "uni-form".

[mylifeispointless]

@codyemc2

Dude, uniforms for school are just uniforms...it doesn't make them fucking Nazi's. You probably go to a religious or some kind of private school. If you don't want to wear a uniform go to a public school like millions of other kids or get home schooled.

[codyemc2]

@pretorious700 i agree, school is a concentration camp compared to what it should be. they made me wear uniforms those nazi fucks. we must always question the governments agenda. even though they dont give a fuck about the people, thats clear to see.

[pretorious700]

@codyemc2 Public schools...Just think about it. What is a school system run by the government gonna teach anybody?...yes, that the government is good, benign, and CARES ABOUT YOU. The biggest con job of all, because it affects how you think about everything the rest of your life IF YOU DON'T QUESTION IT.

[codyemc2]

@JRC3034 u useless piece of flesh! you shut fuck up! i have more insight in my right nut then your how family does. dont debate me its my one true talent, so relax and enjoy your hair. lol