MST3K - Best of Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
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Uploaded by MutantLitherKhan on Aug 25, 2011
Season 3, Experiment #321
Something disturbing this way comes. Santa Claus Fosters Depression is the chilling tale of St. Nick's horrific experience in Vietnam. With a full arsenal of hair dryers, martians abduct Santa, forcing him to create generic Christmas gifts in the back of a Kinko's.
With the help of two young girls and a stray Starfighter movie clip, Santa Claus overcomes his crippling psychosis, a rent-a-bear suit and Tom Selleck to teach an oily alien race the meaning of a Patrick Swayze Christmas.
If you can stomach Mrs. Claus live television orgasm, enjoy a new holiday tradition thing - Roadhouse caroling.
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RIP Patrick Swayze
HinataChick38 3 days ago
Its funny cause I actually watched this.
SaggyMaple 1 month ago
"Their ship runs on a Simon game!"
Kimar: "Voldar, this is another one of your delaying tactics! You've been opposing me at every turn! I'm warning you, change your attitude!"
Crow: [backsassing] "I'm warning you, change your attitude!"
RockmanVX 1 month ago
Why the heck the black martian 6:14 had to be sleep on the job? Hidden racismmmm (echo for effect if)
pwee96 1 month ago
Great episode mocking a big cinematic mess!
BluTrilobite 2 months ago
Joel: What is that, an outtake from TV's Bloopers & Practical Jokes?!
Crow: Well, it's the little things that can throw you into drug abuse!
BryonYoungblood 2 months ago
You left out one of my faves:
"Soon all martians will be blithering idiots!"
"Soon? What do you mean soon?"
Anynom 2 months ago
Best line: "Meanwhile, at Oscar Wilde's house..."
jimwalsh2001 2 months ago
"No problem! We'll give 'em to dyslexic kids!" lol.
MartinS51989 2 months ago
"Sorry."
Jtangel27 3 months ago