Us Wisconsin Folks - (Parody of California Gurls - Katy Perry)

Wisconsin Responds.
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Us Wisconsin Folks - Official Music Video.
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Original Parody of California Gurls By Katy Perry.
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Us Wisconsin Folks.
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Lyrics:
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I know a place
Where the floors are kept no cleaner
Calm Cool and Mild
Think they put fluoride in our water
Sippin Mountain Dew
We go to malls to see our palm trees
But still you must see
Theres more to us than just beer and cheese

You could travel the states
But none of them have
These cool license plates
We don't have any oceans
But we gotta lotta lakes
Ooooooh Oh Ooooooh

Us Wisconsin Folks
Aren't imitatable
Please respect
Our odd Midwest slang
Make sure you
Call drinking fountains bubblers
Ooooooooh Oh Oooooooh

Us Wisconsin Folks
We're very protective
So don't talk
Smack about our cows
Midwest represent
Come on and get some.
Ooooooh Oh Ooooooh

Just out of reach
We don't need a Six Flags anyways
We cheap, but we're neat
Wal Mart has low prices always.

You could travel the globe.
But none are represented
In That 70's Show
We don't have any big stars
But we gotta bronze fonz.
Oooooooh Oh Oooooooh

Us Wisconsin Folks
We're in the North here
And we got
Michigan on top
They'll give you
Ten cents there for your soda cans
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Us Wisconsin Folks
We're very climatized
Spring Fall Summer
We got em all here
Seven months of winter's
What I'm talking bout
Snooooow Oh Snooooow

Pale Bland Fit and Ready
Cause in the Winter the snow is heavy
Mild Mild Mid West
These are the folks I say are best
Can't be outdone
And then just for fun
We eat our brats with hot dog buns

You got Jay Z
And Alicia Keys
Pluggin NYC
DJ plays song bout' CA
No love for Midwest States
Wisconsin and everything
Prepare now for the funk I bring

Fish Fry -- Wednesday Night
Tartar Sauce -- Friday Night
Pewaukee, Ozaukee, Milwaukee
We like-y
Chinese Food like teriyakj
Katie's my name
And there ain't no maybe's
Got to understand
That Wisconsin ain't no Candyland

Us Wisconsin Folks
We root for home teams
Brewers rock
And Favre you still suck
No you don't
It's just that we're still bitter about it
Ooooooh Oh Oooooh

Us Wisconsin Folks
We're so seductive-ing
You'll hear "tsss"
When you touch our butts
Midwest Represent
Come on and Get some
Ooooooh Oh Ooooh

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[fishkid007]

Did you see the fb movie tonight? I think I sat behind you with my mother but was to shy to ask.

[10MinutesInHartford]

@fishkid007 it wasnt showing in Hartford. I had to make do.

[jomaster991]

luv wisconsin!!!!!!!

[DaymoonNightsun]

GO WISCONSIN! Epic Video

[LUApplePi]

haha! this is hillarious! luv it! :)

[TPLUSH17]

WISCONSIN WE ROCK!!!!! GO BEER AND CHEESE!

[Hekky5]

oh u so gay

[Hekky5]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­

[brianssuperbikeX]

WI. sucks

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

That's it, I'm subscribing.

As someone who hates the original song because he loves California and someone who recently went to a crazy family reunion in Wisconsin, I appreciate this.

[HardKore5250]

Lol

[kaylaely]

I've lived in Wisconsin myth entire life and have never heard if a water fountain being called a "bubbler." But out of all off the other "Wisconsin girls" Wisconsin folks is better!!