Ronald McDonald Retirement

A lot of people out there are calling for Ronald to hang his gigantic red and gold thong up on the wall and call it quits. I am against this notion, but only because Ronald McDonald has been a primary role model for much of my adult life and I basically fashion my entire existence around his tenets of philosophy. For instance, I often launch children off seesaws into apple trees and hang out with people in Grimace and Hamburglar costumes. Is it time for Ronald McDonald to move in with Mayor McCheese in a rundown studio apartment where no one cares about them?

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[JapanForSale]

All this video did was make me hungry for some beans and children's flesh.

[elc1960]

I don't care what audionautix says, I already have posted some of Binkie's videos to my YouTube channel and will do so with more in the future (and am not in the least concerned with Binkie's language). We are in the presence of comedic genius here, folks, and we should recognize him for the great emtertainment he gives us.

[sheiksubra]

Lmao lily putians

[burtonanfie]

funny commentary,what this video has to do with anything,i have no friggin idea,but funny commentary though.

[MiKikaIwaShizaru]

No, they cannot do that!

Ronald forever!

I eat Ronald's Happy Meals and smoke Joe's "Smokey Joe's" 3 Square boxes a day,

and I am a trapezoid of health! (Hoping soon be a parallelogram.)

[Ravewithme19]

Good god. Why would anyone do that? Being the parents, they have a choice of whether or not to take their children to McDonald's for a fucking happy meal. Worrying about children's health because they couldn't resist the temptation to give their little sugar plums everything their little hearts desired? Retarded. This will never go through.

[MissLucyBoomer]

agreed

[XcaptainXobliviousX]

why is Claude Debussy playing in the background of a Ronald McDonald video?

@.@

[szammi47]

R-mac is way to young to retire.hopefully he will work until the sign reads 10 billion served!

[KanameAlucard1VK1HS]

YAY SUNDAY!