Clone in the LOWSEC

Ah, the feel of a brand new clone! Nothing beats it!

Clone in the LOWSEC, parody of "Down in the Boondocks"

Down in the low-sec,
Down in the low-sec,
Pirates shoot me down,
And I wake up in a gown, back at base.
Clone sit's up, Asks, "Where am I?",
And Aura just looks me dead in the eye,
"Boy, you need to stop going down into the low-sec.."

Every time I'm in my prime, my skin's so fresh and new,
I'm really getting used to this, and the age that clones undo.
But grounders they can't understand,
The thrill I feel inside,
When I ram into a battleship,
And I know that I can't die...

Down in the low-sec,
Down in the low-sec,
Pirates shoot me down,
And I wake up in a gown, back at base.
Clone sit's up, Asks, "Where am I?",
And Aura just looks me dead in the eye,
"Boy, you need to stop going down into the low-sec.."

Down in the low-sec,
Down in the low-sec,

I know someday, that I'll have to pay, for for my immortality,
But I'll be just fine until that time, I know that nothing's free.
For now I'll fit another ship,
Maybe add a bigger gun,
And find the guy who killed me last,
And shoot him just for fun.

Down in the low-sec,
Down in the low-sec,
Pirates shoot me down,
And I wake up in a gown, back at base.
Clone sit's up, Asks, "Where am I?",
And Aura just looks me dead in the eye,
"Boy, you need to stop going down into the low-sec.."
"Boy, you need to stop going down into the low-sec.."
"Boy, you need to stop going down into the low-sec.."

Category:

Howto & Style

Tags:

• Clone
• Eve Online
• parody
• boondocks
• lowsec
• foolish frost