Parody: "Bernie Madoff's Blues"

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"I'm grateful for this chance to speak, your honor.
To share the details of my Ponzi scheme.
I promised I would out perform the market,
Give my investors anything they dream.

Split strke conversion's what I called my gimmick.
As I held their investments -- just for me.
My clients grew, while others asked to cash out.
I paid them returns no one thought they'd see.

I printed phony trading confirmations.
I even fooled those dupes at SEC
I stole the wealth of families cross the nation.
I even stooped to rob some charities.

Soon economic times made me grow nervous.
Confessed to sons who told the FBI.
Please let my wife just hold onto our assets.
Don't send me off to prison 'til I die.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• economy
• recession
• wall street
• Madoff
• parody
• blues
• con man
• spoof

[Topazkat73]

That was great, I hope his wife does lose most to all those assests because the money to buy those assests was from the people who lost theirs

[SailorWuvsPeanut]

Excellent! Inspired poetic satire!

I don't know if its intentional, but the mouth animation thing is so cheesy its funny. :)

[scriptgirl411]

That bastard. How does he live with himself??