TISM - Mourningtown Ride

Don't get off the train at Richmond
The skins want your Doc Martins
Don't get off the train at Camberwell
The writers want your Air Jordons

Don't get off the train at Essendon
You'll get attacked for your moccas
Don't get off the train at Frankston
You'll get attacked by the rockers

Don't get off the train at Eltham
The yodel yobs want your lederhosen
Don't get off the train at Caulfield
The yid boys want your copy of The Chosen

Don't get off the train at Broadie
The petrol heads want your Torana
Don't get off the train at Laverton
The gorilla gang wants your banana

Don't get off the train at Broadford
The bikies want your leather jacket
Don't get off the train at Kooyong
Tennis toughs want your racket

Don't get off the train at Box Hill
The skaters want your ramp
Don't get off the train at Noble Park
3174 want your postage stamp

Don't get off the train at Ringwood
The Goths want your mascara
Don't get off the train at Windsor
The sandmen want your pyjamas

Category:

Music

Tags:

• TISM
• This Is Serious Mum
• Melbourne
• Connex
• Metro
• Metlink
• City Loop
• Flinders St
• Station
• Train
• 3174
• Noble Park
• Richmond
• Windsor
• Ringwood
• Caulfield
• Yid Boys
• Eltham
• Frankston

[maytheseeofyourloin]

i grew up in mourningtown (mornington) this song describes what it was like to be mornington boy geting the train to flinders st station :)

[mugwamp4]

you lucky cunt.

[TheStokes79]

This song made melb. sound like an exciting place to visit, in fact tism as a whole are the best tour-guides/ambassadors this great city has to offer!

[FGalaxie]

Caulfield - Yid boys want your copy of the Chosen. lmao, gold.

[irclifford]

@ecclesiasticous

Maccavelli and the four seasons

[deanobel1]

yeah dude beasts of suburban, mad album

[ecclesiasticous]

Hey cool i've never heard this one before... anyone know which album this is from?

[connwilliamsmedia]

your a sick C*nt for making this list top job

[auntyjack75]

Great stuff, I've been hoping someone would upload this for a while..

takes me back a few years I must say..5 stars and well done

[45thSuperTrain]

gREAT SONG just remembered "3174 want your postage stamp?"