Bush Explains How He Choked on a Pretzel-From 2002

we woulda been great if he choked to death

yeah becuase you have never choked on anything and have never made a mistake mr perfect

He lies,, Laura socked him

it would have been nice if had choked on the pretzel, and then proceeded to fall and hit his head on an conspicuously placed anvil.

lol

probally

SHUT THE FUCK AHP jesus H. christ hes only humans, i admit, hes kinda stupid, but for fucks sake lay off, dont tell me you people have never choked on anything. a man at home chokes on something and we forget about the next hour, the president chokes on something and its a national fucking inccendent.

well, if he wasnt so retarded, we wouldnt have cared, look at his track record, and i think youll see why we couldnt let it go.

It isn't that he choked on a pretzel, it's that the excuse was 'he choked on a pretzel'.

Think about it, you're the President of these United States and you choke on a pretzel.

Is the story going to be 'he choked on a pretzel'.

No.

Barney the dog ran toward a fire, the President heroically tried to stop him, but he fell and bruised his head.

See?

Implausible? Yes.

So is this nonsense.

just dont give the guy a gun and we should be ok\