Whataburger--"Hallelujah" Parody

A parody of the song "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen. I hope you enjoyz it!

Lyrics:
If you don't live down in the South
You won't know what this song's about
But I have a message to share with you
If you ever
Come down for a jaunt
You must visit this restaurant
It the greatest thing since sliced bread, Whataburger

Whataburger, Whataburger
Whataburger, Whataburger

Their chicken strips are just divine
I'd love to eat 5 million and nine
And then explain my heart attack to the doctor
Their food's worthy of any boast
You'll be swept away by their Texas toast
But still you just can't beat their Whataburger

Whataburger, Whataburger
Whataburger, Whataburger

For breakfast they have a taquito with cheese
For lunch there's a burger with triple meat
And you can bring the family down for dinner
So bring your kids
And get them all
The most basic burger you ever saw
It's a cheap but satisfying Justaburger

Justaburger, Justaburger
Justaburger, Justaburger

That all sounds great, but you need some proof
'Cause I could be some kinda goof
Trying to falsely persuade you
Just take a
Look at their menu
And buy yourself a number two
It's a warm and juicy double Whataburger

(Double) Whataburger
(Double) Whataburger
(Double) Whataburger
(Double) Whataburger

In a bag or in a box
I eat their food around the clock
I really don't think I could live without it
And I know there's a God above
And He is looking down with love
Because He gave to us Whataburger

Whataburger, Whataburger
Whataburger, Whataburger

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• leonard cohen
• john cale
• jeff buckley
• rufus wainwright
• k.d. lang
• alexandra burke
• shrek
• whataburger
• honey bbq
• texas toast
• jesus
• god
• justaburger