"Penland Sucks" by Rap Cassidy

3 friends at Baylor University making an improv song talking about their opinions about a residence hall's dining. Bear with the sound quality and the inadequacies of having a drum set from Rock Band

Lead Vocal: Cassie Yip
Guitar: Josh Bob Park
Drums: Jon Lau

*No offense to any Penland employees. We really don't feel that much animosity against Penland. We were bored.*
Lyrics:

I walk into Penland and with all the pizza that looked so GroOoss.

So now its the next line, they had chicken fried chicken. What the heck does that mean? Why are there two "chickens" in the name?

They also had mashed potatoes but I didn't want potatoes, but instead I got my cauliflower cuz I like my veggieees.

But I'm still hungree I need more FoooOOood but Penland sucks! Hah!

So... the next line though they had GYROS!!! And that's my favoritest dish in the whole wide
world at Penland cuz they Suck.

Jon: He gyros are tasty.

JoshBob: Uh huh.

Jon: They got meat dawg!


Today they were chicken gyros and the food at the yogurt sucks(what does that mean??) so I decided to have two and some curly fries.

But i was still hungree *sigh* so instead I took a cookie and then I got some more and then I looked around and there was the Mexican line.

So I decided to get some rice. The rice was so darn good cuz the Mexican rice is the best rice at Penland cuz they suck!

Penland sucks and so do all the other dining halls. college food sucks!

I want to move to an apartment where i can cook my own food. I want to have a car so i can go to the HEB and get my own grocerieEeEeEes!

Oh Penland the only good thing there is the salad bar but even then I get bored.

Cuz I hate to seem but it always a fake why cant they get some PHOoOOoOooO!!

Cassie: I'm done.

JoshBob: You gotta end it...

Cassie: Penland sucks... Devin don't kill me for this...

JoshBob: Hey we are in Penland!
Cassie: That's true... I didn't say the dorm sucks

JoshBob:This is going on Youtube and Facebook.

Cassie: NoOOoO!




Thanks for watching! haha

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Penland Sucks
• Baylor University
• Penland
• Waco
• Josh Bob Park
• Cassie Yip
• Jon Lau

[xbpenland]

Lmao my last name is Penland, and I do Suck haha

[taylormusgrave21]

Who are you kidding. It reminds me of my high-crime hometown.