I Got A Moat

A spoof of "I'm On A Boat" by the lonely island, for the "I am T-Pain" contest, called "I Got a Moat"
Lyrics:
MAIDEN!
Come hither. Get your cowls ready, tis about to go down.
Guards at the tower, close the fucking gate, But stay alert.
We runnin' this, lets go.
I got a moat. I got a moat.
All my serfs take a knee Cuz I got a fuckin' moat.
I got a moat. I got a moat.
Take a good hard look at my mother fuckin' moat.
I got a moat mother fucker, stay away from me.
Separate my castle from my enemy.
I'm going full trot, wind whippin' out my cloak.
You can't touch me mother fucker cuz I got a moat.

Take a dip trick. I got a moat bitch.
Drinkin' mead.... Cuz it's good.
I got my holy grail and my turkey leg.
You outside straight dying from bubonic plague.

I'm ridin' on a stallion, doin' quests and shit.
My stallion's flashy, gettin' all the maidens all wet.
But this ain't Hogwarts, this is real as it gets.
I got a moat mother fucker and a draw bridge.

I got a moat and, you can't pass and
I got a medieval themed Shannon Sossoman
I'm the king of my court, got a moat like Fiji
If you fall in then may God be with thee.

Raise the fuckin' bridge
This moat is real!

Fuck walls I got a moat mother fucker
Fuck laws he's king Aurther mother fucker
He got the throne on his own mother fucker
I pulled the sword from the stone mother fucker

Sharla Mayne if you could see me now
Brother in arms on the battle grounds
gunna fill this moat with chocolate some how
I'm king Aurther, with the knights of the round table.

Never thought he'd have a moat
It's a big round watery road
Archemidies, look at him
Never thought I'd see the day
When I killed Gandolf The Grey
Believe me when I say
(Gandolf) You shall not pass.

I got a moat. I got a moat.
All my serfs take a knee cuz I got a fuckin' moat.
I got a moat. I got a moat.
Take a good hard look at my mother fuckin' moat.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• I got a moat
• i'm on a boat
• thelonelyisland
• the lonely island
• i am t-pain
• t-pain
• iphone app
• shannyn sossamon
• a knights tale
• lord of the rings
• gandalf
• king aurther
• sir lancelot
• knights of the round table
• world of warcraft
• ZaneLaRue
• Zane La Rue
• Davis
• Oklahoma
• Turner Falls
• Castle
• Collings Castle

[ZAZM4ST3R]

some of the mustaches are real, stupid

[ZaneLaRue]

@ZAZM4ST3R all of them are real?

[TBoneOSU1]

It's their kingdom!!!!

[ZaneLaRue]

Nilbog?

[Alkajazz]

Zanelarue more like Zanelajustshitmypantsbecauseim­atalentlessidiotandimalwaysbei­ngstupidallthetimeandishouldgr­owupandstuff

[ZaneLaRue]

I will never grow up.

[ZAZM4ST3R]

idk, this is nik's brother, i know some of them are real

[HuskerTKE402]

hey we the nebraska boys there when you were filmin this nigga!

[TBoneOSU1]

That's Goblin spelled backwards

[corieschmorie]

mother fucking t-bone in the house!!!!!!