Flying Spaghetti Monster on CNN
Top Comments
All Comments (1,294)
-
Christianity: Fairy tales gone horribly wrong.
-
There is evidence for a giant flying spaghetti monster: /watch?v=vLVcfScjRMo
In here you will find an argument for it's existence and the actual probability of it.
-
HOW DARE SHE!
-
I wish that I could live for 4,000 years to find that Pastafarianism is the accepted religion, and Christianity is as foolish as Greek mythology.
-
Pastafarian Is Not A Joke He Boiled For Out Sins And Yet You Mock Him? Ramen To All.
-
I should be offended by that womans comments on how my faith is a joke, but we are a peaceful people who respects all humans and their opinions. The flying spaghetti monster is not a jealous God, he is not angry by the worship of false gods or none. Those who have lived a good life to the fullest extend will enter heaven and enjoy the beer volcano and stripper factory
Ramen.
-
@toejampizza I hope his noodly appendage touches your lost soul
-
@toejampizza Thing is we Pastafarians DO have physical evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.
-
it is most definately not a joke, you performed sacrilegious acts just now!
-
The quick dismissal of the existence of my Lord, His Noodly Grace, is what offended me the most. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a joke; how dare anyone question His divine existence! This is our faith, brothers and sisters, that they insult! Let us pray:
Forgive these heathens, O Lord, for they know not the Gospels, or what they do! May You touch their hearts with your Noodly Appendage so that they may see Your balls and, one day, be worthy of being granted Your sauce.
RAmen.
its not a joke u just insulted my religion bitch i hope u choke on his divine meat balls of justice.
adsmanads098 5 months ago 35
The whole point of FSM is to point out that believing in an omniscient being, such as a god, is about as logical as believing that a giant spaghetti monster exists. Existence cannot be proven without physical evidence. By saying that a god is non-physical, you've just denied its existence. There is countless evidence of evolution and NO evidence of a divine being.
And please, don't get all pissy, I'm just being logical. Stephen Hawking denies God, and he's a part of MENSA.
toejampizza 6 months ago 11