Édes, Ékes Apanyelvünk

Bencze Imre: Édes, Ékes Apanyelvünk
(Sinkovits Imre előadásában, 1987, III Humorfesztivál)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• magyar
• edes
• ekes
• apanyelvunk
• anyanyelv
• magyarorszag

[kpjotr]

Házi feladat a világ összes országának:

Tessenek lefordítani a saját nyelvükre!

[ndavid42]

Nagyon jó! :) Esetleg azt hiányoltam még, hogy:

"Azt mondják a hatalmasok,

hogy akinek hat alma sok,

az már elég hatalmas ok, hogy ne legyen hatalma sok."

[Taiken100]

Sinkovits király... Nagyon hiányzik...

[szentinel12]

nagyon köszi, tényleg megunhatatlan

[Cshuaify]

tök jó



[neduddki11]

Nem lehet megunni.....A magyar nyelv maga a csoda.

[Lynkable]

itt az egyetlen idegen szó a FIAT volt :DD

amúgy a videó nagyon ötletes és kitűnő a megvalósítás, olykor mosolyt is csalt az arcomra :)

[Lurenkill1973]

'82-es Humorfesztivál - 6 - Édes, ékes apanyelvünk

Ezen a címen már fent is van.

[hunbirch25]

@hunbirch25 - és a vége:

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?

Have noses that run and feet that smell?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

(most ennyi:)

[hunbirch25]

@hunbirch25 - szóval, mint látjuk, az angol is "the trickiest" nyelvnek tartja magát

nekem ez is tetszik:

Let's face it - English is a crazy language.

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

English muffins weren't invented in England.

Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

[hunbirch25]

@hunbirch25 - folyt. 2

Then one may be that, and three may be those,

Yet the plural of hat would never be hose.

We speak of a brother, and also of brethren,

But though we may say mother, we never say methren.

The masculine pronouns are he, his and him,

But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim!

So our English, I think you will agree,

Is the trickiest language you ever did see.

[hunbirch25]

@hunbirch25 - folyt. 1

The cow is the plural may be called cows or kine.

But the plural of vow is vows, not vine.

And I speak of a foot, and you show me your feet,

But I give you a boot – would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,

Why shouldn’t be the plural of booth be called beeth?

If the singular of this, and the plural is these,

Should the plural of kiss be nicknamed kese?