A Message from Anonymous to Stephen Colbert (NASA SPACE MODULE)

A Message from Anonymous to Stephen Colbert:

Hello, Stephen Colbert. We are Anonymous.

Over the past few days, we have been watching you. Your campaign of stealing the name of the International Space Stations Node 3; this has caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest propaganda show, The Colbert Report, into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who watch cable, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization shall not steal the name Xenu, from the NASA International Space Stations Node 3. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind, for the laughs, we shall expel your name from the NASA International Space Stations Node 3 naming contest and systematically remove your name from the Top 10 Suggestions list.

We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against Xenu's internet savvy masses of the internet basement dwellers.

You cannot win; we are everywhere; we are the internet; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day--and solely by the force of our ideas, lulzy and chaotic as they often are, Xenu shall be the name of Nasa's International Space Stations Node 3.

Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your viewers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are Anonymous. We will deliver the Node 3 name, Xenu, to the International Space Stations Node 3, scheduled for the STS-130 mission targeted for December 2009.


We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We name things in space.
Rodger, Houston, Expect us.


http://www.nasa.gov/externalflash/name_ISS/index.html
Vote Xenu!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• xenu
• stephen colbert
• naming contest
• nasa
• colbertnation
• space module

[people287]

is this supposed to be intimidating??? its not. you put pictures of bears to make people think you are powerful and used the computer voice to hide your nerdy 29 year old voice

[BlooAnon]

@people287 This video is two years old and has nothing to do with Thursdays report on WikiLeaks or HBGary. It was meant as a joke and we got a fantastic response from Colbert /two years ago/.

[truewesh]

i dont understand what steven did...all he did was name a piece of flying metal after him....anon is fail...anon is gay...and anon will forget in /i/ because you guys are just internet trolls that make empty threats

[BlooAnon]

Actually, we got what we wanted, in a way.

/i/ sucks. Old video is old.

[fnckyou2]

fake...

[people287]

@moduscorp well boo hoo, we can't all be geniuses on anonymous fuck face. if you weren't such an ass you would have looked at the second most recent comment at the time you posted the reply and noticed i had made an apology that i didnt know the video was only semi-serious. but im sorry, i guess we can't all be fucking geniuses like you can we hahahahahaha!!!

[moduscorp]

@people287

If you knew even one thing about Anonymous you would know that the "computer voice" is synonymous with the group. And the bears are used as a joke because Colbert has mentioned many times that he is afraid of bears and they are his sworn enemy. "Bears are giant, marauding, godless killing machines."

[supernerd1103]

God damn, how many versions of these are there!?

[people287]

@BlooAnon oh haha, well in that case... :) my bad

[WastedTimeAndEffort]

lol. anon is the weakest and absolute dumbest "organization". If it can even be called an organization, its more like masses of basement dwellers looking up gore picts and child porn

[ba5ik7]

Steven wouldn't put his hot dog in that bee hive

[akguitar94]

niggergame