Unicorn After Wisdom Teeth

this is my friend after she got her wisdom teeth removed...the drugs may have been a little strong "who's in the house?"
"I feel like a unicorn just took me on a ride to a magical palace, to the land of the blueberries. And we eat onions all day...mushrooms... sometimes if were lucky we get papaya. He flies me around and I hang on to the unIcorn, and we float away to the land of the ease... and we float float float... who's in the house? JC! tell me who's in the house? JC! He was born to a virgin named Mary on Christmas day, he bled and he just died on the cross to take sin away, you take him high, you take him low, you take JC wherever you go, now tell me who who who who who tell me who's in the house? JC! Tell me who's in the house? JC! Jesus Christ is in the house today. Are you okay? Are you okay?! I'm Okay. I'm just (gibberish) gospel. You got a mouth full of cotton. I'm so thirsty. It's peculiar. It's quite peculiar! ...

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Comedy

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• unicorn after wisdom teeth
• dentist

[spasticbumbleebee]

"Are you okay?" "Are YOU okay?"

[lickingknives]

Can you tell me again, who's in the house?

[volleyballbabiie13]

i think JC is in the house

[mounthorse100]

Funny... This video was on Ellen

[SuperParamorefan567]

LOL

to the land of the BLUEBERRIES!!

[TazCapMusic2010]

Are you OK???

[SparklyBunny123]

its QUITE pecuecilar !

[TheDivlindsayy]

it's quite peculiar :L pmsl

[maddythemermaid]

LOL!

[mykidsarework]

Mesprit made 481 and disliked this

[wotsit0910]

hahahahahah so funny

[candyclaws1]

"Are you okay?"

"...are YOU ok?"

SO GOOD

[benom888]

i remember when i got my wisdom teeth out, they knocked me out and i woke up in a wheel chair no lie

[benom888]

hahahaha iremember when i got my wisdom teeth out i swear they put me to sleep and when i woke up i was in a wheel chair.....(true story)

[tibiafinger]

I'll Have what She's Having.LOL

[MrDSharpest]

It'a quite perculiar roflolmaozy ><

[MrMrali9528]

LOLOLOLOL

[LexieHaddon]

I thought she said Jay-Z.

[Dy880]

I want some of THAT!!!!

[xxcoral2k9xx]

'its quite peculiar' :L

[lucypupii]

Girl: "JESUS CHRIST.. Is in the house.. Today.."

Mom: "You ok?"

*Stares blankly*

Girl: "Are YOU ok?"

[bigjoethorntonfan]

i wonder wat the land of the blueberries is like?

[achvoy]

Omg this made my day!!!

[d0rkula]

this has to be the best thing i've seen so far this year. hahaha. "it's quite peculiar! "

[JokkiOrJokey]

ya see they always make the most awesome songs when they're high