Russians are scary (Dan Soder-Stand Up-01.07.13)

Russians are scary
funny stand up comedy

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[internetmasterpieces]

They can feed you with pancakes to your death. We here in Russia are afraid of them because of that!

[junia171]

Ok I don't know what Russia is really like but let me tell you one thing Russian grandmas are the nicest people ever suriously

[monstermachine84]

i am over weight because my grandmas food

[Ignacy Pokorski]

Not one person fears Chechens. They're being fought and killed in Dagestan, Chechnya and where ever insurgents still are. They've lost.

[TheOmgitspeanut]

Go all KA-BOOM, KA-BLOW and KA-NINJAAA! on them. they'll leave you alone.

[skippiperke20000]

It should work in any English-speaking country except Ireland.

[skippiperke20000]

Learn just enough of one martial art to look threatening and maybe knock someone down. Few people will fuck with you.

[emieldegraaf]

hahaha!

[Carly Martinez]

First situation, he said:

"You think this bad neighborhood?"

Second situation:

"The subway? Walk down street, turn corner."

[NYCCONSUSA]

Germans are feared and respected

[BuryAllYourSecretsInMySkin]

what exactly he's saying with russian accent in two sitations?

Please write somebody the text. Thank you in advance.

[Liad Herrick]

For those wondering, this is the joke translated into Russian.