Ellen's kids monologue

"i didn't realize how much was breakable in our house"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Ellen
• DeGeneres
• TEDS
• monologue

[dangggmama]

HAHA "you never see a kid going up to another kid saying 'you got something right there'"

that was great

[liveluvlaugh635]

i dont see a pony

HAHA

loll..i love ellen! she is soo funnnyyy :]

[isabellapurri]

I love Ellen and Portia, they are such a great couple! But every video I see of Ellen around kids, the top comments always are how they should adopt, or how Ellen would be a great mom. I do think they would make great parents, but its obviously their choice that they don't want. Next time I see a comment "oh, they *should* adopt", I'll just send this link to the author.

I love kids, and was an au pair for three years. And I don't want to have kids. Go Ellen.

[keleic]

@xcocoanootx whats lmftoo?

[keleic]

@adnamaLOVE as u get older u start to get too big to use the toilet seat so u have to lift up the seat to sit on the actual seat that the toilet seat lays on. i hope that made sense lol

[adnamaLOVE]

y would she get the toilet seat up? =/

[SammmeeBee]

hahaha "I dated someone who was a terrible 30!" <3 Ellen

[loveshakespeare]

@ThumbprintTheatrics

loooooooooooool, "pretend wake-up and make 5,000 pretend pancakes" xD

I wod have paid good money 2 c the look on ur face

r u srsly not gonna have kidz bcuz of those 2?

[marginallymental]

The sticky gland is well-known to medicine. It resides somewhere in the nether regions, probably between the infant privates and his vomiting mouth, although doctors condinue to remain confused as to its exact location. The sticky gland becomes vestigial at adolescence: it dries up and falls off in one of the teen's innumerable showers where it resides, clogging the drain which, incidentally, the teen will clean when hell freezes.

[mypocketsizebff]

haha love the cat story. love ellen!!she's so funny

[dollyblol]

<3 her