Alma College Men's Soccer Cypher Rap

As a baby, I grew up.
Last saturday night I threw up, all my knowledge
You all hear me? it's Alma college
no ladies, but a bunch of sausage
but that's alright cause I love my bro's

we playin' soccer, maybe score some goals
drop a dime, take a knee , call me Tebow
i don't buck, imma scot not a bronco

Wake up, get your ass to class, Gettle
study hard cause you gotta pass, ya know

if not, get an E and you'll probably flunk
or go to parties, rage hard, getting Brownie drunk.
Eat some fruit Cam, looking kinda chunky

You have to smile Joonas, always looking' grumpy
Check it out, you know my boy from chicago

rip stick, down a hill, breakin elbows.
He takes his sweater off, but it's still there,
be a man, sprout a beard, grow some chest hair.

Ohh weee, oh yeah, that's what the girls say,
Cat daddy's, jumps high, you know his names Trae
What's it matter now, if he's a quarter black
he's my friend, take a trip, grab a knapsack

When hall of oats plays, I think of Kramer
No soul, pal skin, yeah we got a Ginger
Aldrich man, you know I still love you
We a team, doe, no one gets put above you

Tall, skinny, short hair, never leaves his room
pauses COD, eats dinner, then he resumes

Next guy in the line, we call him Foster Boss
Got drunk, found a chick, and grabbed some applesauce
since we are, always getting swell,
we throw those weights around kinda like a carousel

he snap a picture of himself, with an android
while flexin' in the mirror, he's takin' steroids

I hope you drink this up, like a slurpee
While I hand this rap off, Tom Brady
To the captain of the team, Matt Kuberski

you better do it big, you got some shoes to fill
cause I never sleep, opposite to Benadryl

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