Pirate Captain: Sorry, Grandpa. Smoking cigarettes is illegal on Spider Skull Island. Hunter Gathers: What, are you kidding me? Pirate Captain: No, the wee chairman outlawed them. This here island is a sovereign nation. We got our own laws! Cigarettes and liquor be banned. But on the upside, we grow our own pot, and we legalized the gay marriage. Shoreleave: I am going to retire here!