Family Guy - Mr Booze

(UK) Series 11 - Episode 7 - Friends of Peter G.
(US) Season 9 - Episode 10 - Friends of Peter G.

Enjoy.


Peter: Mr Booze.

Audience: Mr Booze.

Peter: Mr Booze. Mr B Double O Z E.

Brian & Bruce: That sure spells booze.

Peter: You will wind up wearing tattered shoes, if you mess with Mr. Booze.

Brian & Bruce (Or possibly Spongebob): Don't mess with Mr. Booze.

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze.

Peter: Don't mess with B-Double O-Z-E. If you been so stiff they thought you died... you'll feel better once you've testified.

Audience: Testify.

Bruce: Oh yeah!

Audience: Testify. Testify.

Bruce: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well then cleanse yourself my son, cleanse yourself!

Bruce: One time I took a library book out and I fells asleep reading it and I left it under the bed. I forgot about it for three and a half years. I was gonna take it back on Amnesty Day, but on Amnesty Day I had a sip of Rosé wine and I never made it out of the house!

Peter: Who's to blame?

Audience: Who's to blame?

Peter: What's his name?

Audience: We know his name, his name is Mr. Booze. Mr. Booze. Mr. B-Double O-Z-E don't ever choose. Any game you play with him, you'll lose, so don't mess with Mr. Booze!

Peter: If your head feels like it's two miles wide

Audience: Two miles wide!

Peter: You'll feel better once you've testified

Audience: Testified

Brian: Oh Yeah

Audience: Testify

Carl: I wanna testify, I wanna testify!

Peter: Well come forward dear brother and testify!

Carl: I used to be a soda pop guy. Then I switched to the bottle. Now I don't leave my couch and I've seen every movie ever. You name a movie, I've seen it

Audience: Meet Dave

Carl: Seen it

Audience: The Eiger Sanction

Carl: Seen it

Audience: Donovan's Reef

Carl: Seen it

Audience: License to Drive!

Carl: Definitely seen it

Peter, Bruce & Brian: That's a shame

Audience: What a shame

Peter, Bruce & Brian: Who's to blame

Audience: for Corey Haim? His name is.

Audience: What's his name? His name is Mr. Booze. Mr. Booze. Mr. B-Double O-Z-E you must refuse, you'll make the obituary news, if you mess with Mr. Booze. If you've been so stiff they'd thought you died... You'll feel better once you've testified. Testify. Testify.

Tom Tucker: This man wants to testify!

Peter: Very well my brother. Let us lead him on the path of righteousness

Tom: This poor gentleman used to speak in long, eloquent sentences. But after years of drinking he can only speak in short, choppy utterances. Why, at one time, if you asked him who his favorite musicians were he'd say Leonard Bernstein, Johan Sebastian Bach and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. But thanks to that old devil hooch, it's all changed! Who's your favorite musician, Ollie?

Ollie: Cher!

Tom: He doesn't even like Cher.

Brian: Now alcohol makes a big man small and can lead to a life of crime.

Audience: Yeah!

Bruce: Demon rum makes a gent a bum and cash in before your time.

Audience: Yeah!

Dr. Hartman: Bootleg gin puts you in a spin, till you don't even know your name.

Audience: Yeah!

Peter: You're a basket case flat on your face, and there's only one guy to blame.

Audience: Mr. B-Double O-Z-E. Mr. Booze. Mr. Booze. Mr. B-Double O-Z-E Don't ever choose.

Peter: You will wind up wearing tattered shoes if you mess with Mr. Booze.

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze.

Peter: Oh Mr. Booze.

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze.

Peter: Oh Mr. Booze.

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze.

Brian: Don't mess with B-Double O-Z-E. 'Cause that spells booze. And you gotta lose with Mr. Booze.

Audience: Oh, Yeah!

Brian: Don't mess around with Mr. Booze.

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze.

Bruce: That's what he said now.

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze.

Peter: Oh Mr. Booze.

Audience: Don't mess with Mr. Booze. Don't mess with Mr... Don't mess with Mr... Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Don't mess with ah-ah. Oh Mr. Booze. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Yeah!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• family guy
• series 10
• series 9
• season
• friends of peter G
• mr booze
• parody
• . song
• funny
• amazing
• epic

[Chao500]

@Constructer97

Thank you for being so positive about it.

[rachelhanna123]

i think the key message here, is that ollie doesnt like cher..

[Chao500]

@PTadmirador

There are far too many to choose from, but if I had to pick one, I'd have to say either this one, or My Drunken Irish Dad.

[TheGleekStudios]

1:21 - 1:22

Love this bit the most.

Seth MacFarlane is GOD

[PTadmirador]

@Chao500 I truly think this video has very nice sound not like others thanks for this awesome song!Thanks for everithink.Just one thing whats your favourite family guy song?

[Myytmovies]

I thought Corey Haim OD'ed

[MrPs103]

@GoodCheffXD this ex-pirate right here

[ickerHun]

The only one FG song what I like...brilliant!

[TheWeedlover2]

@upalive11

first arrow to the knee joke i've laughed in 3 months, kudos to you

[upalive11]

I used to be a soda pop guy, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Sorry, It was a perfect set-up that I had to take

[GoodCheffXD]

@NoobRage77 who buys music these days?

[NoobRage77]

i wish this was on itunes