No Aggro Song (World of Warcraft Parody)

Why can't we all just get along? This is a song I wrote about my WoW gnome character Ludith who wanted peace between the Horde and Alliance. **Voice/Lyrics by Me ** **Music composed by Sharky (he's kindly accepting commission work!) http://www.youtube.com/user/InfinityxShark Jewel Parody - "I'm Sensitive"

Lyrics:
I was thinking that I might cry today
Because they killed me in the Undercity
It doesn't take a skill set to be mean
Your aggro will crush things much like my spleen
So please be careful with me,
I'm a happy gnome And I'd like to stay that way.

You always tell me that it makes you really 'kek'..
You say can't be true good, and still be well specced,
Why's it gotta be so complicated? Why do I gotta care if my armor is plated?
So please be careful with me, I'm benevolent, And I'd like to stay that way.

I was thinking that it would be really sweet
If we used foam weapons, when we PVP
Then we can concentrate on our professions
And start a new troll-hair braiding obsession
So please be careful with me, I'm hospitable And I'd like to stay that way.

I have this theory that if you're told you're Horde
Then you'll beat up cute things whenever you get bored
But maybe if we are surrounded in XP
Leveling up together like we should be
'Cause anyone can start a big duel it's better yet to be more careful
I'd rather set my bind point in the inn of your heart

We are the Merry Alliance
Be careful with us 'cause we'd like to stay that way

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[rangzona]

wtf is wrong with guys when they see a chick on the internet they have to say some thing demeaning if u want fucking porno go to one of the dam millions of porno sites and leave the few that has no porno unperverted

[jcdenton2k]

You're so adorable, please reroll any other race and we'll gladly get along :)

You can even be a wolf-lady if you want, or draenai, human, night elf...whichever.

Gnomes have always been punted off the cliffs of Thunder Bluff since classic WoW, a cute song won't change that really.

The song itself is pretty nice, you have good vocals even if you lose rhythm with the music at times. Takes time and practice.

[OneSuperLlama]

Simple rule dont look at the camera.. your beautiful voice is relaxing and refreshing. Pluss your beautiful.. but genomes.. eww.

[dereklikecookie]

The alliance had their chance. The prophet asked for their help in stopping the burning legion and arthas's rise to lich king. The humans of Lordaeron were ignorant, they did not join in the fight against the scourge until Lordaeron was taken. Thrall was given one vision and he swore to help all the people of Azeroth. The cataclysm and all the evils of Azeroth were caused by the Alliance. The Horde are the heroes of Azeroth. This is why there can be no peace.

[TheBlackYankees]

My pvp rogue toon is a gnome named Taurenpunter :P

[HeroicNight]

i gonna watch pom.

Thumbs up if u missread it

[SleepyR3PTILE]

Horde forever :D

[xephonics]

./sigh

You think Garrosh Hellscream will listen to your call for peace?

Time to take up arms and fight for what we believe in, and stop those orcs burning down farms!

[0oOKikiOo0]

So Alliance are cute little fuckers and Horde are the evil dudes who beats the shit out of cuteness. This is so wrong I don't even....

[icknok]

I could lear to live with a human, night elf, or even a draenei and worgen. But a gnome? I'm so sorry, but i have to hate you now.

Oh,and your theory about beatin up cute things if you'retoldyou're horde ... 100% true story bro.

[SpearofOdin1]

urge to kill fading ... cuteness rising ...

[sadicslayer]

Los tankes no somos Ríos de Aggro XD