Boston Bruins 2011 Stanley Cup Champions, Bitches!

Monologue:

"Do you guys know what time it is? Well...I, Jorge P. Sousa-The Portuguese Paisain, am about to tell you exactly what time it is! It is now time for Bruins' Nation to celebrate 2011 Boston Bruins' Stanley Cup Championship! That's right! After 39 frickin' years, your Boston Bruins are the 2011 Stanley Cup Champions! That's right! It's about frickin' time...Get it, time? Of course you get it! Well, most of you get it, I hope! Anyway, it's about frickin' time that the Boston Bruins brought some pride back to Boston, as far as hockey goes!

So...after 39 long years, this puppy right here finally belongs to us! So, take a good look at it, Canucks...Canadiens! This is as close as your going to get to this puppy for a long, LONG time! So, while Vancouver riots, LET'S CELEBRATE!!!!

Believe me when I tell you this. We're not going to wait around another 39 frickin' years for this puppy right here! This puppy right here is going to stay right here where it rightfully belongs in Boston! So, next year we're going to win it again! We're going to REPEAT, THREEPEAT, FOURPEAT, FIVEPEAT...It doesn't matter! We like drinking form The Stanley Cup! And we're going to keep it right here in Boston! ...Cheers, as we drink from Lord Stanley's Cup! Read it and weep, Canada! This puppy is ours!"

(SLIDESHOW!)

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