Cooking Show: How To Improve a McDonald's Hamburger, Part 2

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Learning how to improve a McDonald's hamburger will do many wonderful things for your life. A borgified McDonald's hamburger will make you happier, smarter, and more at peace with your inner child. Make one and eat it today.

1) All you need is a cheap McDonald's hamburger.

2) Remove the bun because it'll make you fat.

3) Find some chopped garlic.

4) Chopped Brazil nuts.

5) And lots of hacked up parsley (it's good for your libido).

6) Some onions and tomatoes.

7) Recover the McDonald's pickle and put it in the middle.

8) Add vegan almond cheese.

9) Ketchup and mustard.

10) Costco whole wheat bread is where it's at!

And add some spices if you want (I added cumin but you don't see me put it on in the video).
After that, just eat the improved McDonald's hamburger with killer kunchy potato chips, and your life will get better, and you might see just see GOD!

Satisfaction guaranteed :)

Enjoy my borgified McDonald's hamburger that's been improved just for you. If you have any suggestions on how to improve a McDonald's hamburger in different ways, just let me know.

Have a great cooking day!

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Category:

Howto & Style

Tags:

• McDonalds
• McD
• Hamburger
• Sandwich
• Vegan
• Cheese
• Cook
• Cooking
• Tomato
• Onion
• Pickle
• Ketchup
• Mustard
• Garlic
• Parsley
• Brazil
• Nu

[datzfast]

look and tastes like shit

[CookTheGeek]

You've eaten poo poo? We at Cook the Geek don't use the word, shit. Oh shit, I just said, "shit." What I meant to say was, "shoot."

[elcapytom]

this guy needs a good therapist

[Aprilshowersss]

Im afraid for the human race

[100degreeGRAFFITI]

YOUR TOASTERS ALITTLE BITCH

[jamesclews233]

i dont care what you do to a mcDonalds its still a mcDonalds and its still unhealthy

[WistonFreeman]

This reminds me of the crazy guys from television, either way, you're my hero.

[MrHumerousify]

Um,how to improve?,by the looks of it,it so ironically disgusting.

[92luster]

i like how you keep talking about VEGAN cheese, then put a ham burger right with it

wtf

[ThePhil0659]

you know dumbass you could of just bought regular ground meat and made a patty n cook it instead buying a mc donalds hambuger and taking everything off just to re cook a already cook patty on some other bull shit ass bread you know......Soo stupid...

[DHotDoll]

why are there so many bad comments here? it looks quite good to me!

[ethankegley]

you made this for a joke right?

[dude99686]

how are u gonna talk shit about the bun being bad? you're eatin mcdonald's dude

[Momentum139]

1:33 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.