[We] Don't Drink Beer! (with lyrics)

Hannah and Rachel's music video for "I don't drink beer" by the Christian comedian Tim Hawkins.

When I'm out driving in my car
I like to be able to steer
So I don't drink beer

When I try to communicate
I want for my words to be clear
So I don't drink beer

Chorus:
I don't drink beer
Cuz it doesn't make me feel well
And I need every brain cell I've been given

I don't drink beer
I don't mean to be over cautious
but the bitter taste makes me nauseous
I don't drink beer

When im out walking round the town
I don't want to fall down (on my rear)
So I don't drink beer

When I'm trying to ride a wave
I don't want to crash into the pier
So I don't drink beer

Chorus:
I don't drink beer
I don't wanna head for the mountains
Or wake in the mall fountain Sunday morning
And I don't drink beer
I don't need an advisor to know that bud don't make you wiser
I don't drink beer, I don't drink beer
Oooo ooooh
I don't drink beer

And when I'm giving my wife a hug
I don't wanna throw up in her ear
So I don't drink beer
Life feels so good
I don't drink beer

Category:

Music

Tags:

• don't
• drink
• beer
• tim
• hawkins
• hannah
• and
• rachel
• christian
• comedian

[ipantis]

What is the song this is a parady of?

[EmJosandRay]

I think it's a parody of the song "I will be here" by an srtist named Steven Curtis Chapman.

[godslilgirl13]

dude you guys are Funny you remind me of my friends and I!! Are you believers? (christians) or just doing it fo fun? Tim Hawkins is awesome though! You guys are too! thanks for the entertainment! lol ~God Bless~

[EmJosandRay]

We are most definitely believers! He is super awesome. Makes me laugh every time I watch his sketches or hear his songs!

You are so welcome. Thanks for the upifting comment! =D

God bless you too!

[stucknkorea]

OMG you guys have 1,462 views!!!!!

WOW!

[EmJosandRay]

yeah, don't you feel so lucky to be our friend??

[azapattas]

are you crackers ther mimeing

[lalalyndsey26]

i think they were drunk when they made this video!!!! LoL:) I'm kidding I swear!! I'm really not like that!!! I am a strong believer as well. I think it takes a lot of bordem and time to make stuff like this:) Lol:) great job!!!

[TwistedRaven187]

Thats a shame ya'll don't drink, me personally I love drinkin beer. It's the whole being sober thing that ruins my day.

[Tydler1992]

you two are well sexy awsome video I Love You