Plan 9 From Outer Space - Best Lines

A compilation of the best bits of bad dialogue from Ed Wood's trash masterpiece.

• Category

  Comedy

[HeadlessEye]

"The only spirits he saw tonight were the ones I smelled on his breath"

You know, that line is not that bad, it's almost clever. Even a broken clock...

[CeruleanFilms]

Yes, but it's the other guy's response that kills any joke there might have been.

[Tommy Wiseau]

My movie was better.

[Jihatsuteki]

I lost it at 3:18

[Jefferson V]

"What do you make of that?"

[alan pianosmith]

Thank goodness.. can you stop nuisance calls to my 'phone now, please; these calls are a nuisance and they're made to my 'phone - O no. I'm doing it now!

[alan pianosmith]

maybe... then you could deliver that line, worthy of Shakespeare. "What do you make of that"? Simply wunnerful. Had it been a 1959 Elstree production the line would have been, "If it's not one thing, it's another."

[BoxoSpoons]

SEUPEID! STEUPEID!

[onex7805]

You have my permission to die.

[WilliamGarland]

What really makes Wood's dialogue is the constant unintentional redundancy that makes his character sound like their slightly (just slightly) brain-damaged:

"I saw a flying saucer."

"You mean the kind from up there?"--That's what flying implies dunderhead.