Alastair enjoys some sweeties on his stag do

My Aunt, for my Christmas, gave me a Jelly Belly Bean game where you spin a wee pointer to determine what colour of bean you eat - but some of each colour were nice, and some were less so.

Alastair had his stag do tonight.

We thought (after playing the game properly for a while) that he had been so well behaved that he deserved a special treat.

One of the flavours was canned dog food. Another was skunk spray.

Trust me, he did not have nice breath by the end of it, or, indeed, an hour later, even. Although that may have been reverting to normality...

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