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[clouddyl]

someone said "look, a distraction!" and I actually looked :/

[TheSandBadger]

I am a hardcore thinker. I sometimes get into these modes where i could be hit with something and i won't come out of the thinking state.

so here is the story. I am deep in thought and my buddy throws a paper towel roll at my head. It bounces off and i kinda make a little twitch at it. So my buddy gets frustrated and he was going to come up behind me and try and shake me out of it. HE ends up tripping on a sprinkler head lunging forward, smacking my head with his elbow, knocking me out.

[SuperLeeesh]

when theyre writing to you how much they hate you, theyre really just wasting their own time.. to get out of their way JUST to say how much they hate you!! PATHETIC!!!

[SuperLeeesh]

when theyre writing to you how much they hate you, theyre really just wasting their own time.. to get out of their way JUST to say how much they hat you!! PATHETIC!!!

[yeaitwasme]

"We tend to dress up like people we are similar to."

That's why I have dreadlocks. I like not being the person people think I'm going to be based on my appearance.

[grapefruitgeek]

show up outside of my house.

naked.

in the middle of the day.

[NintendoCapriSun]

I used to play a game called Dead Awaken, and in the game, one of the forms of currency was decapitated heads. But they just called them heads. So one day this girl sends me 1 head. Which of course when I go to reply, I'm like "Okay don't take this the wrong way, but thanks for the head." I don't know, dude.

I too can't stand to hear the same 2 seconds of my voice over and over again either. Love it when people point out those minor annoyances like that!

[foshizzlekun]

My stalker went to friends houses to use their phones to call me because I kept rejecting his calls. He would leave me messages saying "I'm not hanging up till you answer the fucking phone."

[zigZAGGEDzebra]

that really awesome.

[marebear2796]

ha you rock :) hmm i dont know iv had ALOT of weird things done to get my attention.. like really weird :P one time my best friends(marissa) little sister (makenzie) got mad at me and marissa so she ran down stair took a peice of gum chewed it and stuck gum IN HER OWN HAIR then she started crying ran upstairs got scirrors and chopped off a huge hunk of her hair another time one of my ex-friends cut herself because i dintd wanna be her friends anymore.. i felt bad .then i got over it.

[ipodgirl93]

A girl that stopped being my friend after a fight made a piczo website with pictures of me, with all kinds of insults in swears that she knew and didn't necessarily thought of me.

[zyskowskip]

one time in the summer i was daydreaming by the pool's edge and my friend was trying to get my attention...eventually she decided that pushing me into the pool was a good idea. :/

[MhmNiice]

One time this one kid at school said hi and I didn't hear him and he said hi louder and I just smiled at him then he pushed me into some kid and said YOU DIDN'T SAY HI BACK! It was very awkward and my friend just stood there laughing at me.

[pipinator67]

while i was reading my friend decided to throw a chicken bone at my head to get my attention

[melojello]

lmao :P

[goblemonkey]

lol too many haters out there homie

[Soneclipseredvblue]

xD wow this was 2 months + ago

[gatitasweet]

Blah!!! I was gonna comment on Soneclipseredvblue comment. UGH!

Right now I cant remember the weirdest thing that has been done to get my atention.

[gatitasweet]

OMG!!! Awsome!

[ahalaa]

i can't remember, i am blank, i don't have a face.

jk.. idk.. if i remember something i'll post it.

[hippietink]

My friend was sitting with me at lunch and screams "OMG cheezits!" and points off to the side. I turned and looked, then he stole my cheezits =/

[librarydanceparty]

My friend told me that she was pregnant once, and I stopped ignoring her to scream at her. At first it wasn't funny, but then it was.

[bummercucumber]

The title is supposed to be the subject line of one of the spam e-mails she's mentioning.

=]

[metalteehth8]

My friend came up screamed at me and slapped me, I payed really close attention after that.

[HippoRock1]

someone took my homework, ripped it up, and threw it in the garbage at school... - -

[cbb86]

either wear a bikini next time pull off your shirt.