Richard Dawkins Rap - Beware the Believers
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Uploaded by TheModestAgnostic on Mar 28, 2008
Hilarious animation about Richard Dawkins and other Atheists. DICKY D RAP!!!
This is not mine. I'm not aware of any copyright holder, but OH MY DOG, it is funny. Tentative attribution to http://www.youtube.com/user/randomslice
YT, take it down if I'm breakin' the law.
The Lyrics
My name is D to the I to C to the K, Yeah I'm the Dickie D,
I gots my PhD and comin' your way on the Youtube to bust your world view so just listen to me and don't you argue.
You see, this battle's been ragin' since Zeus was on the bottle,'tween Science like Democritus and Faith like Aristotle,
who said the mover was unmovin' like some magic trick but
that's no good logic, my posse is far too quick for this
religious sthick.
Cos science is the only way to know y'all, you stand with me y'all, or you can fall y'all
So go ahead and take your pick...
ES: Yeah you tell him Rick ...
Darwin : Cos if you don't know me ...
RD: YOU DON'T KNOW DICK!!
Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
SH:On the shoulders of midgets we built up this machine,
DD:YEAH!!!
RD: Science silenced that watchdog wingnut Paley
growing stronger and harder almost daily, storming Wilber by force as we framed the discourse that faith and science are split in schismatic divorce.
Then Darwin took to the seas to see what no one had seen, and ever since then we've been increasingly keen, they may never adore us, but they'll no longer ignore us,
give it to 'em PZ hit these BLEEP with the chorus!!!
Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!
Then there was Darrow dukin' it out with the straight and the narrow,
a ragin' bull in the ring, he did his thing, and took it on the chin like he was Bobby De Niro.
We might have lost at Scopes, beaten down by the dopes, and the stooges of popes, but in losin' we coped, becomin' more than we hoped, creationists slipped on the soap of their own slippery slope.
What was impossible, improbable, is now wholly unstoppable untoppleable, the Dick Doc'll roll up as you creationists foldup
you haters talkin' bull,
don't you know that this Dick is un-cock-frickin' blockable ...
Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!
Now the machine of our making, sees culture ripe for the taking,
Cos I'm the rappinest, rabidest atheist who unlike the Catholic, Muslim or even the Jew, believes that no God but science could ever be true, hell if I was dyslexic I'd even hate "dog" too.
Time to open your eyes, get yourself wise, the age of science will rise to be religion's demise,
and while you churchies all cry, shouting 'why God oh why,' I'll still be poppin' my collar earning more dollars than Allah.
Hollah!
Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!
Chorus : Yeah he's the Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's smarter than you he's got a science degree!
The Dick to the Dawk to the PhD,
he's still smarter than you he studied biology!
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"He's smarter than you--he's got a SCIENCE degree! He's still smarter than you--he's got a Biology degree!" What a great sarcastic line!
Christlovesanimals 16 hours ago
if this was trying to make fun of atheists...FAIL!!!
arjunmax7 1 week ago
very good XD
drewkendal 3 weeks ago
this is great! long live Dawkins, and people with religious beliefs can shut the fuck up! yay!
cricketjam 1 month ago
ED.ch brought me here :)
RedSkiesAwaitUs 1 month ago
@ulodetero sometimes you get that feeling
sexyxrs 1 month ago
@elevadon
Of course! All atheists are communists, didn't you know? ;P
ulodetero 2 months ago
@micmac274
What? This was made by creationists? But, it's good... I'm confused.
How is this meant to be pro-creationist, I wonder....?
Do they see PeerReviewBot as an enforcer of "science dogma" or something?
ulodetero 2 months ago