Stop reusing catheters!

A few questions for Holly...

Okay, Holly, first of all WHY DO YOU HAVE TO USE CATHETERS EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? Also, why weren't you devastated about that? Granted, the notion of reusing a catheter every day for the rest of your life is so shitty. But, it pales in comparison to the fact that you still have to use a catheter every day for the rest of your life. You know what I'm saying Holly? That's like becoming paraplegic and then getting mad when you find out you still have to cut your toenails. Furthermore, Holly, WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED OF TALKING TO STRANGERS OVER THE TELEPHONE? I mean, that's okay, but it has nothing to do with you having to use catheters every day for the rest of your life. Those are separate issues right there. However, Holly, if you're having problems with the catheters you use every day for the rest of your life, I'm pretty sure you should only talk to strangers about that. Ideally, they'd be strangers who can't see your sad face. Not to make light of your problem! Agoraphobia is a real thing. But Holly, you know agoraphobia isn't treated by using catheters every day for the rest of your life, right? Catheters play no part in mental health. All you need to do is go see a therapist, Holly. Unless of course, you already have a therapist. Oh my god. Holly. Did your therapist say you had to use catheters every day for the rest of your life? Because he is wrong. Also, Holly, WHAT'S WITH THAT CAT AT THE END? You don't...oh Jesus, Holly. You don't use cats as catheters, do you? Did you think the word "cath" was just a silly way doctors referred to cats? Because you're wrong Holly. "Cath" is when you use the word "catheter" as a verb in a weird abbreviated way I've never heard before. Of course you're going to get urinary tract infections, Holly! Your urinary tract is no place for a cat! I don't care how clean they are, Holly, they're still cats. But now I totally understand why you were so devastated before. How many cats have you boiled alive and stuffed in your peehole, Holly? Why did you do it? Why? Why?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Totally
• JK
• stop
• reusing
• catheters
• strangers

[psychopomp88]

Do what I do--use a crazy straw

[cicero1453]

She should be called Cathy, not Holly.

[hotmilliseviltwin]

0:46 she had a cat

[Bubblecup905]

29 have to go and cathe

[Chris22090]

faved just for the description.

[Angellove8813]

someone using catheters isnt funny at all and its rude to make jokes about it

[reasonformirrors]

yo dawg we herd u like catheters so we put a catheter in ur catheter so u can cath while you cath

[mrsiborg]

My cat had to cath once, it came up like a fur ball.

[deweys]

Nervous about calling strangers?! LMFAO.. So she just never calls anyone?

[BlackholeLtd]

The description is the best part! I <3 the cat part! Literally lol'ed!

[TOPAGENT]

I have a friend that has to re-use condoms because of the cost. Can he get some help from someone.