Dragon Age: Ugly City Elf Origins - Ugra part 5

Ugra is so excited about the wedding she forgets completely about the paring knife hidden in her dress. She runs up daintily to the stage, towards her betrothed Nelaros and smiles as widely as she can, looking dreamily into his eyes as she starts daydreaming once again.

Great, Elder speech time. She silently throws a rude gesture behind his back and shakes a fist. He is done. Finally! Ugra is about to get married! Oh happy day... wait, there's that human Shianni smacked earlier. He brought guards! Ugra starts feeling down her blouse for her paring knife once again.

They're going to take some of the elven girls away for some nasty business. No! Ugra stares long and hard at the evil man, slightly tintillated but still gripping her knife... she quietly stares while they pick the other girls FIRST, as always.. now the evil man is looking at her. "Oh Nelaros! How sweet art thou!" she muses in her mind when Nelaros defends her.

Then she spots something moving in the evil man's hair. Is that lice? She peers in for a closer look, and for a moment loses her vigilance *SMACK*

Then everything turned black...

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[sypherin]

for those who don't know... the voice actor behind Vaughn also voices HAWKE from da2!

[sypherin]

*gasp* how mean!

[miqueloz]

Hahaha, it all comes off so differently when the character is so ugly.. "there's the pretty bride... ahh, such a well formed little thing.."

Suddenly those don't sound like compliments, LOL

[zhijn]

Haha, thats one hell of a troll u made there!.

[Dewani90]

@bes99003 that can be arranged... -console switches form-

broodmother: -mwahahaha- did you said something...daaaaaaaaaaaaaarli­ng?

i normally switch to lady of the forest, but it is funnier to turn into monsters for serious scenes

[mechmonkeylol]

"Don't worry! I won't let them take you!"

*Vaughn's friends walks up and pimp slaps her*

*Groom just stands there*

um........ok nice job protecting your woman

[AlwaysLearningTech]

0:08 LMFAO

[sushanalone]

i wonder how much more deformed features were added to the face after that big slap in the end.

[alexmeeszymidget]

Though Vaughan is a piece of slime, he does have a good evil laugh. Very sinister.

[bes99003]

neleros: you look radaint me: kill it kill it kill i would rather marry a broodmother

[dy3h4k3r5]

@Wolfsrain90

lol :P

[Wolfsrain90]

@dy3h4k3r5 Damn. Too slow, apparently. 

[Wolfsrain90]

"You look radiant!"

Yeah...as if she was exposed to nuclear fallout.