Public Displays of Affection and YOU!

Fairfax County seventh grader Hal Beaulieu touched his girlfriend and got in trouble. This led me to wonder... what the HELL are they teaching children nowadays, if it's against the law to touch one another!?? So I made this stupid thing. Share and enjoy. The views expressed here are probably not shared by anyone who actually has children.

This was partly in response to the following metafilter thread. http://www.metafilter.com/62343/Boy-Gets-in-Trouble-at-School-with-No-Touchin...

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• public
• display
• affection
• PDA
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• physical
• contact
• puppet
• hal
• beaulieu
• fairfax
• metafilter

[ZachsMind]

condom demonstrations would mean a need for opposable thumbs. I'd have better luck using the koala bear for that, but then he'd probably end up all sticky.

[galladademon]

its not against god or whatever and its not against our country faggot

[LOVEABLEGOURGEOUSMAN]

I actually know this Hal Beaulieu. I knew him when we acted in theatre before he moved.

[Baybayskids]

at my school we had a sexual harrasement speech and we can't high five or hug or make comments such as "i like your shoes"

[MysticalHeavens]

I go to Kilmer. They don't even let you freakin high five a person in front of a teacher there.

[sonysony333]

wow no Public Displays of Affection at kilmer and im going there that suck fuckberries

[vidhits1]

Funny - sub'd for this alone... checking out your other vids. I found you via mayyapapaya channel. Thanks, G.

[admiralnovia]

Thanks for pointing out this Hal Beaulieu thing. I googled it and was really surprised. They're saying that lots of schools now have a "zero-tolerance no touching" policy...crazy. The kid gave his girlfriend a 5 second hug, for crying out loud.

[zachscookie]

I think the real lesson here is that PDA's lead to bigger and more dangerous explorations. Maybe you should follow this up with a condom demonstration with Tammy and Tommy! (have you ever noticed that the word demonstration starts with DEMON?)