GrandLAN Break-in Attempted Robbery!

Thank god criminal masterminds only exist in fiction! Over Labor Day weekend this guy decided to try and break into GrandLAN. After about an hour of working on the lock and hinges (not shown) he realizes the lock and hinges are smarter than he is. He smashes my window. Watch the glass fly by the camera. Steps through the broken door. Wanders around a moment until the motion detectors pick him up and the alarm sounds. Then, he pulls up his pants and runs away. Enjoy.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Grandlan gaming center
• grand rapids
• criminal
• breakin
• break-in
• attempted robbery
• robbery
• dumb crook
• dumb robber

[grandlan]

We have an alarm. He set off the motion detector, pulled up his pants, and ran away!

[grandlan]

Police haven't found him yet.  They have fingerprints, video, and a couple good stills. Crossing my fingers.

[OoogieBoogie]

That dude fails so hard. No mask, wearing shorts, robbing a comic book store, I guess this was the only way he could read Marvel's entire weekly lineup.

[srwapo]

Glad you guys have a good alarm system. Why did he waste time with the door for an HOUR if there are large glass windows?

[psylinx]

Okay DM, I sneak up to the door... DM - Skill check... Umm, a two.... DM - FAIL, roll again... A critical! DM - Lemme see that, that's a 5 you hoser! Okay dammit, I just bash the door! Dm - you step inside and see various computers and objects around what do you do? Uhh........ Dm The alarm goes off, what do you do? I RUN... DM - Man YOU suck!

[Losagirl1980]

I can see the orbs.

[TokusatsuMaster]

Wow I had no idea your place was haunted...

[anthonyxjames98page2]

hopefully you were able to get a better quailty picture of him than this video!! Has he been caught yet?

[UkitakeKutaru]

Well now, this is interesting, to think someone is dumb enough to try and rob the place. I've only been there a couple of times and that was just for things dealing with anime or computer club.

[whentheredsundawns]

good god that guy is so Fuc**** dum

[sirvegeta]

ive never been to Grandlan. Wanted to, just never got around to it. Now that I know all I gotta do is throw a giant fucking rock or something through the front door, I might!

[PBearHBK]

what a douche. Hope he has fun being taken down to brown town once he's caught.

[user01000101]

When the cops do a line up of possible suspects, they should have each guy do a running leap.