The Bowel Blaster, by Wasteland

Sick of rude and stupid people pissing you off? Just sit back and pull the trigger! The Bowel Blaster is medically proven to reduce stress, wipe out ulcers and solve problems that could otherwise have caused an eruption of physical violence.

Invented by an esteemed physicist after years of research, its really simple how it works. Intensely focused sound waves excite that certain part of the human body and make the targets shit their pants faster than an Al-Qaeda terrorist having to listen to the Barney song!

Our patented Intestinal-Vibration technology, makes Bowel Blaster completely safe to use on anybody. Blast your neighbor's dog before it even sets foot on your lawn, Blast your elderly mother before she gets off the toilet, Blast that annoying Jehovah's Witness that seems to show up at the worst possible times.

You can Blast your troubles away with Wasteland's Bowel Blaster. You deserve this! More info at http://www.MyBowelBlaster.com

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• commercial
• Revenge
• Bowel
• Blaster
• ex-girlfriend
• pet
• training
• military
• technology
• iPad
• Apple
• Wasteland
• Intestinal
• Vibration
• Al-Qaeda
• science
• invention
• magical
• device
• Canadians
• frustration
• anger
• management
• mybowelblaster.com
• Jehovah
• Witness
• Red
• Army
• Chinese
• ad

[darknight1029]

where can i get one of those, lmao. a asian chick cut me off this morning and of course she was in a minivan going 30 in a 45. if i had it then she be still shitting on herself

[purpleprinc3]

@mrhowling2009 ~ Well there is technological warfare, sound device that sends vibration's to specifically targeted organs and makes them erupt internally, not sure about a bowel blaster though...

[tuffruff]

I loved it !!!!

[skatfacestu]

Trivial witless trash

[monya189]

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[mrhowling2009]

Of course it's not real. But it should be! Actually I know of someone besides my neighbor that I would use it on.....HMMMM I wonder if it works over the internet?

[catchaplan]

what do you think ?-.-'

[RayGroot]

@mrhowling2009 really, you cant tell if this is real or not? Really?.. I mean.. Really?!

[mrhowling2009]

I dont know if this is real or not, but I like it. There's this cranky old hag living next door to us and she needs a serious bowel blasting! Man I could have so much fun with this thing. Please, Please somebody patent this thing!!!!!!