Jane Lee for Sophomore Vice President

She's Fierce.

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Hello, my name is Jane Lee.

You may remember me as the professional figure skater Michelle Kwon, or the actress who played Mrs. Swan on MadTV.

As a candidate for sophomore class vice president, Ive ignored many of your ideas to make this a successful school year.

First of all, I am going to add Tax school foods. I also Intend to Segregate boys and girls in the classrooms, and Integrate school uniforms into the system.




To help fight the obesity epidemic, I am also going to remove snacks from our vending machines, and replace them with healthy vegetable alternatives.

Furthermore, I plan to get rid of all holidays, Add an additional four hours to each school day, And most importantly I pledge to enforce mandatory Saturday school.

Thank you for taking the time to learn about my campaign, and giving me the opportunity to embezzle all of your hard earned fund raising money.

I'm Jane Lee and I approve this message.

Category:

News & Politics

Tags:

• Michelle Kwon
• Mrs. Swan
• Toy Story
• Mira Loma High School
• 2009
• 2010
• Jane Lee for VP
• Sophomore
• Vice President

[angelnguyen91]

I realized that you were read cue cards, but i couldn't tell at first because you're easy look like they're closed <3

[heroforever93]

LOL

[Newtamaki]

umm toy story soundtrack?for backround music?0.o

[blisaccount]

lolllllll jane. this is funnay.

[forcevbc1]

thats funny..i would hecka vote for ya

[katwaggers16]

lol! if i went to that school i would totally vote for you!

[krngirlkathy]

jane, you're amazing *^o^*

[eyuan31]

Tyra Banks also approves this message.

[rockinghedgehog]

Well, cousin. If I could, I'd vote for you.

[pokezap101]

amazing