A Recession Christmas - Santa has an iPad?

BizNdex ( http://bizndex.com/affiliates/ ) tells the story of Santa Claus in "A Recession Christmas." Does Santa have an iPad? Find out with this cute video showing how even Santa Claus stays up with the times. Advertisers have wasted an enormous amount of money in getting over 500 million yellow pages phone books a year thrown into the landfills. Santa has a better idea.

"Twas the month before Christmas, when all through Santa's house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."

Except Saint Nicholas who sat in his chair
Checking his list of gifts for children everywhere.

The bills were piling up and Santa looked on with dred
This year things were slow, and Santa's shop was in the RED.

"There's no money for fancy paper" said Mrs Claus
"I still have gifts to get for all the inlaws!"

With Reindeer in their harnesses and Elves in their caps
None could figure out how gifts would be wrapped.

Away to his Smart Phone Santa went in a flash
To tweet his need for wrapping paper fast!

And then, in a twinkling, they saw in his eye
Santa spotted the solution to keep all from going awry

On Lawyers and Plumbers and installers of Cable
Sat his Elves on Phone Books so they could fit at the Table

"Recycle the Yellow Pages!" Santa said with glee
"We have enough paper for all eternity!"

The elves began wrapping all the gifts while they whistle
And away they went with thanks for the kindle

I heard Santa exclaim, as he went out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

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