hey sarah palin

This is actually an idea I had a while ago, but didn't get around to recording until today. And now I've been beaten! Ah well.




Hey Sarah Palin,
Oh, your makeup looks so pretty
What's it like being the mayor of
A tiny little city?
Governer, too?
Wanna do mascara just like you
I swear it's true.

Hey Sarah Palin,
Don't you worry about the distance
You hunt wolves and eat moose burgers
So just aim at the resistance,
Shoot em down
You deserved the Miss Alaska crown
So don't you frown.

Oh, for the presidency
Let's forget old John McC
McCain don't mean a thing to me
It's all about my girl SP
For our next VP

Hey Sarah Palin,
You just keep keeping it real
Let the others take their limousines,
You have a snowmobile
So let them hate
Alaska is the biggest state
I think it's great.

Hey Sarah Palin,
Can't vote cause I'm underage
But I hear that getting pregnant
When youre seventeen's the rage
I'll try it out
That's what abstinence is all about
I have no doubt.

Oh, for the presidency
She's too good for just VP
She should win because she's a lady
Everyone's a sexist SOB

A thousand miles seems pretty far,
But Wasilla, Alaska's where you are,
Even though we haven't ever heard of it.
And nine thousand people's not a lot,
But you'll get the vote because you're hot
cause we don't need experience, not a bit.
Sarah Palin, I can say it's true:
That if vice president goes to you,
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey Sarah Palin,
I'm not being pessimistic
But according to your VP speech,
You're just a dog with lipstick
By the way,
You look a lot like Tina Fey
And it's just like you used to say:
What does VP do anyway?
What can I say?

Oh, for the presidency
You can have my liberty
Oh, no, choice is not for me
Oh, I'll keep my rape baby
Thank you, Sarah, P.


Lyrics by Jessica and Karissa Tom.
Guitar credit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVEPkfGlC8Q

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• political
• parody
• spoof
• hey
• there
• delilah
• plain
• white
• t's
• sarah
• palin
• john
• mccain
• campaign
• vice
• president
• barack
• obama

[halfirishrover]

You guys rock. Palin scares me.

[jessicamoose]

Andrew, I object to your use of "queer" and "pussy" as insults.

[srhje]

@hogf1 what? haha

[SPANKY887]

SCREW YOU YOUR JUS A BUNCH OF RETARTED chinks



[ntn1987]

Im Asian and Im a conservative. Screw you liberals.

[hogf1]

no offince but i dont like palin and im 11

[trevvvy121]

Screw u lesbians you have no idea about politics. Go back to china if you are going to be judging people who stand up for the right thing ethically and morally. Just because Bristol got pregnant at 18 doesn't mean Sarah made her that way? Shows what you idiots know. Look how your man Obama is doing today, worse ratings than bush. Number one hated president ever. But you don't care about that. He is black so he gets a free pass for everything right? Right. Hope you see your flaws and fix em.

[allforit5]

yall are cute! hit me up lol great vid!

[Schwarze999]

look at these retard gooks

[JohnFarallo]

I want to meet those girls when they are 25

[Jiballin]

Palin can only scare you if you dont know Christ!! The devil fleas when she speaks because she LOVES JESUS!!