Ombudsmen Gal Video ANDY LEVY RED EYE FOX NEWS

Every girl has a teeny, tiny obsessed/stalker in them! Here's my secret shame:

~Ombudsmen Gal~
Lyrics by fire4yaweh
parody music from "Strong Enough" by Sheryl Crow

(You know, theres a fine line between cult status, and STALKERS!!)
God, I'm staying up late tonight
My DV-R won't record RedEye
But I'm obsessed with just one man
Americas best Ombudsmen
(he doesn't really have a crush on Ann Coulter, does he? It's just a rumor...right?)
(oh those flat, blank stares get me hot, like NASCAR)

Nothing's true & nothing's right
Greg and Bill are in a fight
To see who is the biggest (ham)
Are you quick enough?
Young Ombudsmen?

Lie to Me
TV's Andy Levy
Lie To Me
Like I'm the only girl watching

(You're so funny, honey)
(did you know he has cats? Meow!)

Bill seems to think he owns the show
Greg makes the rules up as he goes
Try to save them if you can
Obi-One-Budsmen

(Are you strong enough? to be my man--, I mean, uh)
(Are you strong enough? to be a 'Budsmen)
(Are you strong enough? Ommmmmmmbudsmen)

When the guests seem embarrassed to be there
Start pulling jokes out of thin air
When the show dies quick and needs a hand
Will you give them 2?
Ambidextrous Man?

Lie to Me
I promise, I'll believe
Lie to Me
After Half-time
Don't Leave!
(Twitter me!)

**I would've used actual clips, but couldn't get my @&^##@%$)(@$&) computer to work right for me!**

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[Oranje101]

You should send this in to the show, maybe you''ll get a shout out from the Ombudsmen himself...

[fire4yaweh]

I'm pretty sure he knows about it.

He's in denial about our love, but I'll keep fighting for us!!! :)

[strawberrymj]

did you sing this? pretty impressive

[fire4yaweh]

Why, yes I did! And thank you for noticing! :)

[JasonRyanTaylor]

Love it! Still laughing over "Ambidextrous Man." I can't decide if this video makes me wish I was Andy Levy or makes me wish that I was a girl so I could crush on Andy Levy. I'm going to go with the former as it requires slightly less therapy.

[fire4yaweh]

GREAT compliment! Thanks ;)

[mcasey666]

beautiful performance! he really is like a superhero, saving the show from the evil queen Bill

[TheL2thak]

I can't believe someone actually made a song about @andylevy but it's not bad! #redeye

[O18134]

Nice song, but I should tell you Andy all ready called the cops and they should be at your house about now....

[zona999]

A blond cat loving Jew with military experience. The perfect man.

[TheFabulousNosePuppy]

This.  Is. Glorious.

[TheFabulousNosePuppy]

This. Is. Glorious.

[ChaosByDesignonEtsy]

This is so great! I love the song!

[Thorbie]

Well done and funny song. Lol.

[HBKFAN515]

How would one go about getting this song from you fire4yaweh?

[krista1971]

He plays keyboards. He was in a band, although I'm not sure if he still plays regularly and I've never heard him play. Just another reason to love our favorite Ombudsman. He's so talented!!! :)