Klingon marriage

Dax and Worf get married. Klingon style.
Man this is powerful!
Star Trek, DS9, 6x07 (You Are Cordially Invited)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• deep
• space
• ds9
• dax
• worf
• marriage
• klingon
• wedding

[cmammlj]

Using those Klingon swords in a marriage ceremony ---  Imagine a Klingon divorce ritual.

[Necros21]

Miles & Julian are an awsome pair, I loved this episode, they were so funny, suffering through Worf's rituals, and then finally, taking revenge. :D

[arianaalioth]

WE WERE GODS TOGETHER!!! TWO KLINGON HEARTS FOREVER!!!

[arianaalioth]

WE WERE GODS TOGETHER!!! JUST LIKE THE BEATING OF 2 KLINGON HEARTS!!!!

[arianaalioth]

repulsed by you because it was true love at first sight. I was jealous of you when I was 19 because I wanted you and never believed I could have you. And when i was 30 and we finally turned to face each other having been at each others backs in silent accord all those years 2 miles apart...what has separated us?! Nothing can or will. In August 2010 we joined forces and none COULD oppose us together. No man's mark belongs on my ankle than yours, and the whole story now told. So be it. L&V

[arianaalioth]

I am screaming for my other half, the other heart. If we HAD joined together, no force COULD have stopped us. Inseparable, indivisible, and speechlessly, nervously, unspeakably in love with each other forever, with no doubt of trust and loyalty. My unbearably nervous 6 ft slice of cellular peptide cake with mint frosting. I dreamed of you and believed that you existed my whole childhood. You were the boy behind the counter I saw myself in when I was 14 and I was instantly repulsed by you beca

[MrAlasalle]

@cmammlj its allot easier than you think the couple fights the one that survives gets 100% of the assets

[TheRhinehart86]

Klingon wedding gowns are so tacky

[dgkesquire]

@cmammlj Don't have to...just look up DS9 episode "The House of Quark", when Grilka divorced Quark.

[coramcstrap]

Part of me would love to have a Klingon wedding ceremony. I think my husband would hate it and my firends already think i'm mad enough. But all that pomp and tradition and the sci-fi stuff just sings to my heart

[iammadness]

Their gowns are very medieval.

[iammadness]

@bigjames88 No the symbiote itself is genderless. Some of its earlier hosts have been male though.

[iammadness]

@cmammlj They did that once. Quark found himself married to a klingon chick. To dissolve it she slapped him so hard he fell to the ground. Then she "shouted, "Our marriage is over" or something like that and it was done. Their divorces are quite simple by comparison.

[Pepper9873]

@Peristerygr I guess she's the closest thing to a priest Klingon's have. She's Murtagh's wife and something important -I can't remember what they call it- for their house.

[Peristerygr]

She is the priest or Worf's mother?

[N3RDYG0GGLES]

"Now!" God those two running with weapons looked pretty damn excited XD

[DonLuisdeIturbide4to]

@cmammlj actually they seem pretty easy just look at the episode "the house of quark".

[mossgeorge2001]

@cmammlj Truth be told I would rather experience that then our divorce lol.

[personzorz]

Now THAT'S a mythology I can get behind!

[ChaosLORDish]

"Now!"

O'Brien and Bashir raise their weapons

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhh!!"

OMG!! So freakin' hilarious!

[SakuraandSesshomaru]

OMG! That person marrying Worf, looks just like my OC who's with Worf in my fanfic.

[bigjames88]

wasnt Dax a dude in a chicks body? lol kind of crap how they made worf and her a couple

[Amar7605]

'No one can oppose the beating of two Klingon hearts.'

Sikhs can. Enough said.

[ringmaster316ms]

@cmammlj somehow i think she'd just wind up killing him

[cmammlj]

@ringmaster316ms, ~ LOL ... I'm still imaging a Klingon divorce. Hope the woman doesn't do a Lorrena Bobbit to the Ex-Hubby w/those Klingon swords - Yikes !