Lady Gaga - Telephone (Snooki Remix)

Hello Hello baby it's your homegirl, Snooki
Not enough gorillas for me in Poughkeepsie
Wha-Wha-Wha did you say? I'm going to Jersey?
Bags are packed. Now let's get whacked and dance real slutty

Just a second, hold my drink, this bitch is gonna pay
He's talkin shit, he better quit, G-T-L BAYBAY
Might need Jwoww, this dirtbag tool is bout to Snooki me
But no one saw me hit the floor thanks to M-T-V

Chorus:
Keep jumpin, fist pumpin, everybody out on the floor
I left my head and my heart at the Jersey Shore
Keep jumpin, fist pumpin, I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart at the Jersey Shore

Can call all you want, and we'll all be home
but none of us can work the Duckaphone
Cause we beat up the beat, eat some ham, and repeat
and none of us can work the Duckaphone

Now why you blowin up my phone while I'm out gyratin
With the Situation, all the Guido Nation
I know you're tryna hit me up but I am on vacation
You better stop hatin, Jersey Shore sensation

Not that I don't like you, just not guid enough for me
And I am sick and tired of this duck phone ringing
Look at all the juiceheads at the Jersey shore son
Tonight we're fighting hippos off but just keep dancin

Chorus x2

Can call all you want, and we'll all be home
but none of us can work the Duckaphone
Cause we beat up the beat, eat some ham, and repeat
and none of us can work the Duckaphone

Can call all you want, and we'll all be home
but none of us can work the Duckaphone
Cause we beat up the beat, eat some ham, and repeat
and none of us can work the Duckaphone

Lyrics and Vocals by Robbie Sambuca (me)

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Lady
• Gaga
• Snooki
• Jersey
• Shore
• Perez
• Hilton
• Robbie
• Sambuca

[slbrey]

Ur not talented or funny....nice try tho...

[bucaaaa]

@slbrey Oooooh who pee-pee'd in your Kashi this morning?

[DuctTapeBobby]

@slbrey 14,000 people sure think hes talented :P

[Nixon17LAFS]

LOL

[mwahmwah95]

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT

[InkedTrampStamp]

Haha genious :'D

[yellaonel]

Now why you blowin up my phone while I'm out gyratin

With the Situation, all the Guido Nation

I know you're tryna hit me up but I am on vacation

You better stop hatin, Jersey Shore sensation

[mickeymouselover1997]

omg i love this (:

[xohailey1999xo]

lol

[azbr2010]

lol omg so funny