NewsBusted 12/13/11

Topics in today's show:

--Last week marked the 70th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor

--Attorney General Eric Holder told Congress that no one in his Justice Department lied about the Fast and Furious operation

--President Obama embarrassed himself yet again by holding a White House Hanukkah ceremony two week early, and then mistakenly lighting all eight candles at once

--Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has been sentenced to 14 years in jail for corruption

--The Obama administration has now classified the Fort Hood mass murder of thirteen not as terrorism, but as "workplace violence"

--Hundreds of moon rocks have gone missing from the government's collection

--Harry Morgan, one of the stars of M*A*S*H, died last week at the age of 96

--Alec Baldwin was kicked of an American Airlines flight for refusing to stop playing the online game Words with Friends

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[AlliedForcesWW3]

One more year and we can say goodbye to the most anti-American president in history.

Vote ***A B O*** in 2012

Vote ***R E D*** in 2012

[LordAtrocities]

I am sorry, but I honestly believe that Obama is gay. I say that because it would seem that at every opportunity afforded him, he grabs America, bends us over, and ass rapes us. Then, like a true liberal, blames the rape on the victim. Hypocrisy is the religion of the left. It would seem that Obama’s fetish for giving America butt love is unparalleled in the annals of homosexuality.

[DaveBpt]

Lame

[beninmv]

BTW for those of you who want to remimd me how long laugh tracks have been around, I really don't care. I always thought they were dumb. Obviously this lame show needs one to let people know what is supposed to be funny. Maybe they can have the little twit Noel Sheppard on. Every denialist piece he does on global warming is a joke.

[beninmv]

ZZZZZZZZZZ!.

Canned laughter and full of hooey.

[Adorendo]

@walleyrt69 wow, hope you didn't burn too many brain cells to come up with that one. You could have made it much easier on yourself and just looked in the mirror, but I guess that is too difficult for you.

[walleyrt69]

@Adorendo I just looked in the American Heritage College Dictionary for the definition of Ass Hole. It said simply-"Adorendo", LOLOLOL

[Adorendo]

@walleyrt69 Hahaha! Did I hear this right?

F**K YOU YOU TRAITOR TO YOUR RACE!I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL BUT YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER BRAIN WASHED PIECE OF S**T STAIN ON AMERICA! GFY!

So predicable!! Gosh! I love you too walleyrt69!!! :-)

[Adorendo]

@walleyrt69 What a shame that are so small minded as to shoot nothing more than single sentence insults at people who disagree with you and cannot engage in any real dialog about anything other than his own racist and conservative brain washed views... when will conservatives like you learn to actually educate themselves before making some broad assumptions? Then contribute to a real dialog of debate. You say I’m cool but your personal F-you message says something completely different.

[Adorendo]

@kanukster I like butt sex too and... I like pie! :-)

[walleyrt69]

@Adorendo You are very polite on your responses.Thank you for that.Yes,I do know the definition.It seems we are already socialist as that we seem to already take care of the less fortunate.P.S. I am a Moderate Conservative,for instance,I feel we need to legalize some drugs and I am pro choice.Because I think the government needs to take a hike in everything.I hate big government.You are a cool dude.