Japan Hand ( Eminem's Stan Parody) Song by. David Seth

my first song on Youtube I hope you like it here are the words
(verse 1)
dear person that I'm connected to
your sleeping know so I decided to write you
I now you take me for granted cause I'm always there.
picking up the trash and trimming out your nose hairs.
we've been together for so long were more than just friends
when the alarm goes off in the morning I push snooze just so you can sleep in.
I was there from day one right beside you.
I'm the only one in your life who hasn't lied to you.
you continue to treat me without feeling or cares.
you put me infront of your face when you were attacked by bears.
I hate it when you get angry and slam me against the wall.
you seem to forget I help you up whenever you fall.
I'm the one who's been there for all those years.
holding up your head in class and wipping away those tears.
things need to change I'm drawing the line in the sand.
sincerly your hand

(verse 2)
it's been two weeks since I heard you last
if I had an ass I'd say kiss my ass.
things haven't changed and now I'm pissed.
I gave a knife to lefty and he's gonna cut me off at the wrist.
I told you I'm tired of being mistreated
never getting to hold the bag when were trick or treatin.
yesterday you used me to swat away that bee
what if he turned around and stung me.
and earlier today in the pooring rain
you slammed me in the car door and I'm still in pain.
theres alot of issues I need to get off my palm.
I get no respect but yet I still remain calm
I'm still alittle hurt that lefty gets to wear the ring
I do all the work and he gets all the bling
I answer the phone whenever it rings
I hold the mic when you try to sing
but when my feelings are hurt you don't seem to care.
things will be different tomorrow when you wake up and I ain't there.
cause I'm taking a plane to Toyko Japan
I got my top hat and slacks and I'm gonna start a boy band.
and you'll be home all alone and turn on the t.v and see me and wonder where did we go wrong
then you'll hear my new song about lefty getting you up the but when he wipped you wrong.
but it's alright we can still be friends you can be one of my fans
sincerley...your hand

(verse 3)
Dear right hand it's me Dave
I woke up this mornin you where gone how am I gonna shave?
whats all this talk about us not being tight
your my freakin hand I'm with you day and night.
I know things changed when I got married
but you wouldn't want to wear the ring it's to hard to carry.
you need to remember the things we did in the past
I use to pour the drink and you would hold the glass.
I'd pull out the wallet and you'd pull out the cash.
you seem to forget all the great times we had.
I'm closer to you then my own mom and dad
we need to work things out I don't know what to do.
please come back hand I MISS YOU

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• stan
• eminem
• Hand Japan
• Owendale
• song
• parody
• funny
• Michael jackson
• Dido
• Death
• Knife
• love song
• owendale
• lady gaga

[MartyKeegan75]

FAIL!!

[davidseth45]

@MartyKeegan75 FAIL!! No Marty Keegan you FAIL!!!..HAHAHAHA thanks for watching

[codieboakes]

hahaha rated 2random+ funny

[davidseth45]

@codieboakes thanks for watching

[jpinkoski26]

Dude we should work on an album. Lol

[davidseth45]

@jpinkoski26 yeah we should it would be cool...and then we would get all the women

[115alireza]

Fuck u faggots !

Dont make fun of eminem !

[slambakov]

This sucks penis cocks!

[davidseth45]

@Bulletgamer14 thanks for watching

[kittkat421]

beast

[Rhydon1024]

The author needs to say DAMN at the end.