Chubby Chasin'

Commin' In Hot!! A new song about Luke getting with a fat chick at the club.
Lyrics
Getting shitty, hitting Dizzy's, tryna meet some messed up biddies
Drinking vodka filled with grass, tryna get a piece of ass
Call the cab to get us there, I ain't tryna ruin my hair
Pulling up and looking fine, I ain't tryna wait on line

Mike C to my left, Joey to my right, Phil's cashed in on the 8 buck pint
I'm feelin pretty good in my cardigan, hope to meet a new girl and commit a sin
It's just getting weird as I start to dance, my Bernie moves putting them all in a trance
Rolling up fresh at a quarter to three, bustin through the door and what do I see

Damn, Lukes grinding with a fat chick
Damn, Lukes grinding with a fat chick
Damn, Lukes grinding with a fat chick
Look at that fat chick, ride that fat chick

She got her tummy shakin, booty quaking, grabbing hard for some of Lukes bacon
He's posting up like a sailor man, making Pop Eye look like a spinach can
Squeezed...mixing rum and orange juice, tryna check out what's in his girl's caboose
She's wrapped around Luke like a bunch of barbed wire, fat rolling round like a Goodyear tire

She's big! Love's to eat that baloney, wrapped with cheese and crackers, scooping up Rice-a-roni
Luke likes to drift his car at the park after dark, but nothing can compare to this chicks skid marks
She's getting real low, making her way to the floor, Luke's yelling out oh gimme some more
She starts to make a move, and Luke happily accepts, no need to explain you all know the rest

Damn, Lukes getting with a fat chick
Damn, Lukes getting with a fat chick
Damn, Lukes getting with a fat chick
Look at that fat chick, ride that fat chick

Grabbin a taxi, she takes up the whole backseat, so Luke can show his mama how he do the nasty
And he's ridin dirty, with his new girly, vanilla chocolate ice cream swirly
Riding that chick like a Spanish bull, he was almost finished it was time to pull
I just hope that he wasn't too late, those two short minutes might have sealed Lukes fate

And yeah Luke, I did hook up with a Jew, but you're making out with a girl that could eat for two
Damn, I do feel bad for you, cause she's only using tongue cause she thinks your food
She wants to take you back into her den, order you at BK like a number 10
But I ain't gunna stop this song at all, so come on, take a bite and sing along

Damn, Lukes bringing home a fat chick
Damn, Lukes bringing home a fat chick
Damn, Lukes bringing home a fat chick
Look at that fat chick, ride that fat chick

Next day we ordered a joint of onion rings, and waiting on your phone you saw a light blink
Facebook don't lie and you felt like a dick cause damn, you got a friend request from a fat chick
Few days later hittin dizzys, chillin drinkin gettin tipsy, this place is bumpin gettin busy
then...

wait wheres luke?
Damn not another fat chick!

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[Carricktor]

Make sure you check out the lyrics!

[marisa60574]

whos the cutie in the grey

[9thvareenacting]

Hilarious

[BlueHeartProductions]

heck yeah!

[TheWhiteBoy9]

Lmfao