"Steffen Method" of Airplane Boarding
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@vitaminkswitch well, that is the classic mistake of the untrained thinker. relying on the knowledge, personal experiences, guesstimates, and gut feelings of a single brain practically guarantees getting the wrong answer. that's the reason we do studies: to find what the real deal is rather than simply guessing. real research often stands "common sense" on its head. once those new results get incorporated into the common mind, they are the new "common sense".
so, yes, exactly the "best" method.
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@sueb262 ^^pretentious asshole alert. take a breather, sue. sheesh.
anyways, that was precisely my point. it can't be the best method if it didn't take THAT into consideration. and if what you say is true, then it kind of defeats the purpose of the strategy. if every married couple or family with children boarded first, then how much time are you really saving if the majority of passengers would still board the plane in the traditional fashion?
either way, not exactly the "best" method.
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It took a man with a doctorate to figure out how people should get into a flying metal tube.
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The professor and his five-head zit concur.
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@grizzlykillsall OH MY GOD YOU SAID MY ANSWER WAS COOL. OH MY GAWDDDDDDDDDD~~~!!!!!1111!!!!!
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@jakeharvey Because the man deserves to get paid for his research, so I'm guessing it is/was a trade secret?
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@borontheborelord oh im sorry. i guess i did put that wrong. its the pilot that decides when the plane is ready for takeoff, and closes the door. the door doesnt open again except for emergencies. this just doesnt solve anything
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@TheObnoxiousMan oh hey another guy trying to be the cool guy with the cool answer. shut the fuck up. its youtube. ill write essays wherever the fuck i want.
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@xXnageMnessXx the problem is that all this does is make you sit in your seat for longer. i enjoy rushing to my seat shoving and pushing, to have to sit there for another 20 minutes.
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@solidus4prez i have the best way to deal children i look to their parents with a 50$ Fake Bill And Say: If this kid STFU For The Rest of the ride is all yours Then i give the fake dollar and troll dance XD
Why did they bleep out the amount of time it cuts out?!
jakeharvey 5 months ago 111
I assume that the thumbs down are from the Airlines.
R0ckinL0llip0p 1 month ago 87