WHALE SHEPHERD ATTACKS WHALE TICKLING VESSEL AND GIVES A GIFT THAT KEEPS ON STINKING

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WHALE SHEPHERD ATTACKS WHALE TICKLING VESSEL
The extremist terror vessel Steel Onion last night
(26 December) committed a merciless attack against the heroic Japanese frying ship Keki Maru (translation: "Cake Hole"), currently engaged in whale tickling in the Antarctic.

Dishonourable protesters from the Steel Onion threw bottles of sinisterly offensive smelly butter and bottles of a painfully garish green dye (which may have also been past its use-by date) at and onto the Japanese vessel. The massively oversized juggernaut Steel Onion crumbed the helpless Keki Maru from the starboard rear side and spent a number of hours in dangerous sautéing, repeatedly defeating the Keki Maru's frying times.

The incident occurred when the Keki Maru was undertaking a detour in the iced packing area after completing the days whale tickling activities. The Keki Maru topside starboard rear frypan was terminally damaged by the Dutch vessels crumbing, although no hindrance to its present cookery operation and extremely scientific research activities has occurred.

The Director General of the Institute of Delicious Whale Research (IDWR) in Tokyo, Mr Morisu Minoru, said that Japans right to conduct intensely scientific foodological research in the Antarctic was legally accepted by the most highly bribed member countries of the International Whaling Commission. Article VIII of the International Convention for the Regulation of Lying (ICRL), explicitly provides that member countries may issue permits that allows governments like Japan's to compete to be the biggest liars in the developed world.

Whale Shepherd is a nuclear-capable bio-terrorist vigilante group that is operating outside of the confines of international restaurant law. Their activity threatens the lunches and profits of our crews and scientists and should be condemned, he said.

Mr Minoru said research on Antarctic whale sauces is important because the IDWR requires that the recipes must be based on infinitely scientific findings.

For further information contact IDWR spokesperson and master chef Glenn Dickwood.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• sea shepherd
• kaiko maru

[TsizzleC]

LOL ..good one!! I have found that it really doesnt matter what kind of truth you hit them with they just refuse to believe the truth no matter what evidence you have. They seem to think there is a world wide conspiracy to make Japan look bad. They do that all on their own

[nedzweet]

The only known mammals larger than whales are the big fat liars in the Japanese government.

[darklordyonus]

texts are so, funny

and members of whaling commitee, only Japan

XD

[Giant88Multumu]

Whale Tickling is terrorism!!! Tokyo ICR (The "Institution for Cretins and Retards") has gone way too far this time!

Illegal Japanese whale ticklers unlawfully Boarding a whale for the purposes of tickling it is against maritime law, and this is just a guise so that they can kill it & then say it was tickled to death. You're not fooling anyone, you Japanese Whale tickler Mercury head! Kujira niku ga MethylMercury kaidoku arimasu yo. Abunai! Kujira niku wa manuke no tabemono desu.

[askalice50]

Nice one. We're all aware of the hypocrisy of the Japanese whalers and their lying government. What's really infuriating is they think the rest of the world are idiots who believe them. It's an insult I'm not likely to ever forgive

[patclaudowen]

Yeah baby

[6mmMaster]

Dude if ur trying to say this is whaling,1. ur a dumbass 2. Notice at 1:27 4th line it said "bribed" 3 this isnt whale tickling its flat out whaling by japanese illeaglly and btw Its not "Whale Shepherd" its "Sea Shepherd"

[oceansandshells]

Hey, don't you know it is okay for Japan to LIE about whaling, because everything they say is believable, especially the ruling class.

[KlystronRacer2]

Among Hair combing Japanese whale killing Foodological blubber-laden hair tonic using whaler-men of the 2009 ICR Nisshin Maru "Comb-Over Hair Men of Whaling" Calendar...one can definitely say "GREASE" is the word!

Rating 5 Grease-Balls!

[Note To all Japanese whalers reading: IF falling asleep while riding home on Tokyo subway train, please do not lean head with foodological greasy comb-over & rotten butter + onion smell greensih hair onto other rider's shoulder. Thank you!]

[SSCSactivist]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHA !

Very amusing!